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Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

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You’re the best dancer ever known. However, in your prime you twist and fall on your leg harshly and damage it in a way that makes you unable to dance ever again.

I wish for romance.
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It’s with Tingle

I wish for grilled cheese.
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Granted, but it’s Robot Santa Claus from Futurama.

I wish for stuff.
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You’ve come down with severe psoriasis and are now covered in scabby, flaky skin with no tactile sensitivity.

I wish to be calm.
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You’re dead. Can’t get calmer than that

I wish mail was instantaneously delivered
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Granted, but it’s as dull as a butter knife.

I wish people had more patience.
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Glimmer made me do it
They start a wildfire.

I wish for legalization of marijuana across the world.
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The ozone layer is replaced with the potzone layer and everyone overdoses

I wish for a Santa slay
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Santa slays the naughty kids

I wish to be an iron jawed angel
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a 20-year-old cat.



I wish for more stickers.
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Boxer pon
Someone else takes them and trades them for drugs.

I want more speed
I said
I want to go faster than anyone else have.
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Everybody else is made slower.

I wish to dance well.
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Granted, but someone sees how good you are and they challenge you to a dance-off, but you end up losing, leading to humiliation and depression.
That "someone" turns out to be Michael Jackson in disguise.

I wish I was a wizard.

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you are the wizard of Flumph.

I wish we knew the secret.
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It’s not the secret of why kids love cinnamon crunch

I wish for smell of coffee every morning
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it’s poured on you.

I wish I was a winner.
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