Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You get pulled over by the real deal.
 
I wish for a realistic air combat simulator.

Granted. Say hello to Adagio Dazzle, new police, she came to arrest you.
 
I wish for the empire of Crepucorydon to be a technologic hegemony.

They get invaded by an eldritch army that feeds from the screams of tortured people and then get conquered by the Imperium
 
I wish to have some better perks

You are a good mathematician. Not big deal but eh, you are good at something.
 
I wish to make a great tower.

You get sacrificed for a pawn
 
I wish to have an extra cero on my bank account

Your bank account is zero zero.
 
I wish to multi class.

You’re a master of none
 
I wish to have an easier summon for Shadowmere

You summon discord
 
I wish for armor.

Gets pierced by a claymore.
 
I wish for a better internet connection.

Only boring websites get the best of internet connection.
 
I wish to become a spy.

You get a partner who’s a double agent and murders you
 
I wish for some gummy bears

They taste like brocoli.
 
I wish to become a peacock with a knack for cannons and knives.

You got scoped by a sniper 200 yards away from your position.
 
I wish there was a battleship carrier.

It’s a baby carrier
 
I wish for a holo deck

It can only imitate your room.
 
I wish for fireworks.

They’re cheap and don’t go off
 
I wish for a new bottle

Is made out of cardboard.
 
I wish for a piano.

It gets dropped on you
 
I wish to be a cartoon

Is a realistic cartoon so you are killed off easily.
 
I wish to be in a cartoon and being able to have cartoon physics, specially resistence.

You’re in Cool World
 
I wish to be the table from Code Geass

You get pregnant.
 
I wish for a Mario game.

To bad Waluigi time.
 
 
I wish for a shell.

(That’s actually amazing, not corrupt)
 
Granted. Is a seashell.
 
I wish to be able to heal Antisocial Personality Disorder.

works with everyone, except yours.
 
i wish an ice cream

Prune Ice Cream.
 
I wish to convince people that I’m not an Auguste clown.