Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted, there is so much light you’re blinded.
 
I wish I could have everything I ever want.

Yu get your death wish first
 
I wish a bike

The brake malfunctioned at high speeds and you are now found inside the ICU.
 
I wish nobody tells me what to do and don’t want to obey any superiors people.

Granted, you live completely alone.
 
I wish to have bagpipes.

They’re made out of your lungs and organs
 
I wish to know more tricks

You can touch your elbow with your tongue.
 
I wish to run a tank factory

The monkeys take over.
 
I wish for a cute costume

Granted, only you see it as cute while others see it made of grotesque stuff.
 
I wish for a robotic butler.

It suddenly gets bugged and now spills all the drinks in your head.
 
I wish to drink some wine.

It’s hot pepper wine
 
I wish I knew.

You knew and you can’t do anything to stop it.
 
I wish to be voiced by Steve Blum.

You lose your voice after one recording session because voice actors cost money.
 
I wish I were Twilight Sparkle.

Granted, you spend all day dealing with unruly students before dying in a flying accident.
 
I wish for world peace.

Granted. No more living beings means no more war and crime and killing for food.
 
I wish to be immortal and with super healing.

Granted you no longer have eyes
 
I wish for opera.

The opera singer is terrible
 
I wish for an album

It’s your least favorite song from your least favorite artist.
 
I wish to own a tropical island.

Tsunami hits your little domain
 
I wish for a permanent solar eclipse.

Granted. Apparently the earth and moon stopped for that, causing a lot of issues regarding the clocks and the actual time.
 
I wish to voice The Joker in a future Batman iteration.

Granted he gets burned alive.
 
I wish for cookies

With poison
 
I wish for spaghetti

It’s the internet slang variety
 
I wish for some tuna

It’s alive and coming this way.
 
I wish for chicken.

It bites you.
 
 
I wish for more time

You are a rock
 
I wish I could bake.