Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

Granted. Is still not less annoying.
 
I wish to make a great invention.

You invent pants
 
I wish for pockets.

Granted, they have two holes.
 
I wish for eternal youth.

Granted your 5
 
I wish for a cookie.

Granted. Is made out of blood, rotten flesh and hellish liquids.
 
It also contains nuts.
 
I wish for people to believe I’m not crazy.

Granted. Now they know you’re crazy.
 
I wish that I was King of the World.

Granted, I’m the king of the universe.
 
I wish for people to fry anyone that thinks I’m crazy.

They fry you too since you’re crazy
 
I wish for my back to not ache

It no longer aches, but instead has intermittent acute pains.
 
I wish Americans weren’t so fat.

Granted. Now America suffersnfrom Anorexya.
 
I wish to be a gangster with a nice suit.

You’re 3 seconds away from being riddled with bullets by both rivals and the police
 
I wish to receive information about the head government officials

It’s a top secret plan to legalize incest.
 
I wish to road legalize the Marauder.

You end up as the first victim
 
I wish to have a toy train

Granted, your dog chews on it.
 
I wish rice is the international primary food.

It’s only rife pudding
 
I wish for more things to decay faster

Granted, you can’t eat because everything decays so quick.
 
I wish to build an opera house.

Our teeth includes as well.
 
I wish the next poster below me would make me choose between two stuff.

You can choose between a slayer concert or real human skull (Nobody says it should be negative corruptions)
 
I wish to own a tuba.

You get a metal tuna
 
I wish my house had one extra bathroom

The pipes get broken after a while. Home Smelly Home.
 
I wish to become a tooth fairy.

You’re a cosplayer
 
I wish my knees were sturdier

Granted, they’re entirely immovable. You’ll have to walk like a robot or use a wheelchair anyway.
 
I wish to invade Switzerland.

Granted, they mobilize their militias and kick your ass.
 
I wish I owned all the gold in Switzerland.

Conquests to take the gold away from you will take place.
 
I wish for a nuclear fallout bunker.

The door is jammed and you can never get out
 
I wish for light