Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

It’s an insomnia badge
 
I wish to wake up before you go-go

@Zaknel  
It’s a golden duck badge
 
I wish I had more noodles

@QueenChrysalisIsBestVillain  
You can’t eat them, and they go to waste.
 
@ILoveMyoozik  
You never get a job which accommodates that sleeping schedule.
 
I wish that I could return to the house.

@Zaknel  
Wish granted, you return to the house that’s haunted by very evil demons.
 
I wish to make fifth-dimensional cookies.

Granted. They are so impossible in our dimension, that by the time you had finished baking them, they disappear into nothing.
 
I wish I have a Shetland pony badge.
 

It’s a shitland horse badge
 
I wish for a new version of Higher Ground

Granted. Your legs get chopped off, and a benevolent galactic Maharaja, looking at you with pity, fits you into a splendid suit of armour to compensate for your LOSS
 

 
I wish to honour my Maharaja by doing a _天皇陛下萬歲！！！1

Someone shoots you in the head before you can make your final blow.
 
I wish I were a much better gambler.

@AnCapGoku  
You push your luck as much as you’re better.
 
I wish there were more free requests from artists.

Granted they all Draw Starlight Glimmer.
 
I wish for a golf club.

@Shepherd  
You broke it, so you bought it.
 
I wish for more lipstick images.

You get Applebloom
 
I wish for soup.

@Shepherd  
It is cold.
 
I wish for players.

They’re all the Call of Duty squeaker type players
 
I wish for these storms to go away

@ILoveMyoozik  
There is a 1,000 year drought.
 
I wish there was a quote pyramid in here.

Granted. It collapses into a pile of broken glass.
 
I wish I can remake the glass rubble into a palace.

@HorsesandMuchMOAR  
The Smiling Pony buys it.
 
I wish I could work at the Krusty Krab.

You drown because the Krusty Krab is underwater
 
I wish for soothing rain, but not lightning or thunder

@ILoveMyoozik  
The lightning and thunder are merely belated.
 
I wish for ILoveMyoozik to draw a picture with this as his reference:  

I fuck up and do it horribly. (No seriously, I would ruin it. I’m a horrible artist)
 
I wish for this season’s StarTrix episode to air sooner

2 years hiatus later.
 
I wish to know everybody’s weakness.

You do it at the expense of your brain forgetting something depending on how difficult it’s to exploit it
 
I wish for a feather coat

Granted, it falls apart.
 
I wish more people took notice of my artwork.

@Moonatik  
You are the most hated artist on this site.
 
I wish I owned all of your art.

@Zaknel  
Granted, but it’s in the world where I’m the most hated artist so what you have is kinda worthless.
 
I wish to be able to draw something to please Nightmare Moon.