Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

@Briianz  
Granted, but the extra hair blows off in the wind leaving you with an unshaveable Hitler moustache.
 
I wish for the next post to be unrelated to Adolf Hitler and Nazi Germany.

It’s close…
 
I wish Bolt liked burgers

Only when severely burned
 
I wish for a white rose

It’s painted with crayons
 
I wish for a world war 2 cinematic universe

It all about the politics and not the wars
 
I wish for a scarf

It’s a giant scar in the shape of an F
 
I wish to go see Crash Nebula

Gets cancelled after pilot episode
 
I wish people liked the Star Wars prequels

Granted, but they start disliking the sequels and movies made under disney.
 
I wish my neck beard was nonexistent.

@Briianz  
Granted, your neck is hairless but it’s also unbelievebly fat.
 
I wish I was the Senate.

You are an Elcor.
 
I wish I didn’t eat that nasty soup.

@Shepherd  
You starve to death instead.
 
I wish to serve Nightmare Moon. (I hope you have fun with this one.)

You serve as her first victim in the cross fire during the war
 
I wish Starlight replaced Twilight until the end of the show

The show is cancelled after that
 
I wish for twice the pride

@Any Pony  
You receive double the fall.
 
I wish to serve Nightmare Moon in a way that doesn’t involve me getting killed.

You serve as her first torture victim (Not dead)
 
I wish to know the The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis “The Wise.”

@Any Pony  
_{Dude that’s not corrupted in the slightest that sounds like a blast!}
 
I mean, uh…  
You’re driven to the dark side due to hearing the old story.
 
I wish Nightmare Moon ruled Equestria.

She did 1,000 years ago
 
I wish for a healthy pizza.

@Shepherd  
Granted, it tastes horrible.
 
I wish Nightmare Moon ruled Equestria as of the 1st episode of MLP and for the foreseeable future.

Granted but we all die because of plants.
 
I wish for cookies.

Is bland.
 
I wish I could afford:  
Upper SFM commission  
Upper art commission  
Minecraft PS3 for Bolt  
Hotline Miami 2 on PS3

Your entire rig fries after they all get installed
 
I wish to have a plane

@QuasarNova  
Granted, but it’s a time travelling Spitfire that flings you back to 1940 above Germany, and you’re shot down by the Luftwaffe as your plane has barely any ammo.
 
I wish to live in the Nightmare Takeover Timeline.

Plants dude, plants.
 
I wish to find the fattest pigeon ever.

The pigeon eats you and explodes
 
I wish for a wallet

It gets stolen
 
I wish for a drivers license