Corrupt A Wish (Forum Game)

You now are, but Satan comes back to reclaim his place and tortures you for a lifetime…
 
I wish that my wishes won’t corrupt…

They don’t.  
Your life is now the shittiest life in existence.
 
I wish I could read faster.

Granted, but your brain can’t keep up with how fast you’re reading, causing your mind to explode.
 
I wish more people participated in this forum game.

There are more, but they left the next day…
 
I wish I had internet…

You get dial-up.
 
I wish for a potato.

You get a Tomato
 
 
I wish I was in the thread

You’re trapped in a spool of thread.
 
I wish I had a Wii Fit Trainer amiibo.

Granted… Your fit destroyed your amiibo…
 
I wish for bread…

You get it…moldy
 
I wish for a wish to come true

It became a fake…
 
I wish I failed…

You do, but you try again and win
 
 
I wish for ponies

Granted, but it’s a vampire pony, he/she sucks your blood and leaves you to die.
 
I wish my profile picture was more professionally drawn.

Your picture is now better drawn… In MS paint…
 
I wish I was silly…

You become silly string
 
I wish the week was longer

The week is longer… But days ate shorter…
 
I wish I had a cake…

You get an angry cake.
 
I wish I had a pet cow.

Your cow milked the place…
 
I wish I had Starlight glimmer was president!!!

she Does but is impeached
 
 
I wish I was cool

You’re now hot…
 
I wish starlight was next to me…

She is but Pinkie sits in the middle
 
I wish I didn’t hate sand

You now love sand… So much so… That you’re buried in it…
 
I wish pinkie got away from the middle…

Granted, but Twilight takes her place.
 
I wish for Twilight’s power.

You become a vampire werewolf
 
I wish for fish

Fish slaps you with its tail and falls to the water…
 
I wish twilight would now get away…

She’s gone  
But everypony else sits now
 
I wish I had a friend named Lee