Ask the Next Person A Question Game

Who does she have a crush on?

Nobody, she cares not for romance.
 
Will you continue to serve her despite this?

I’ll try.
 
But, doesn’t she seek adoration? Don’t I give her more adoration than most others do?

Do not compete for the Queen’s heart, it impedes on our ability to carry out her will.
 
You can accept that, can’t you?

I’ll try.
 
Can’t she get me a bride other than herself?

If you work hard and serve her will, you’ll eventually meet a like minded mare.
 
Describe your ideal bride.

Christian, nocturnal, taller and stronger than me, as loyal to Nightmare Moon as I am.
 
With all of the loyal subjects, surely there is one such a mare?

There is no god other than Nightmare Moon, you will find. Worship or belief in deities or divine entities that have not been approved by the state is considered subversive and disloyal.
 
Sorry mate, that’s the price you pay for living under an authoritarian regime, but you’ll remain loyal, won’t you?
 
_{Inb4 argument ensues.}

I will remain loyal to the Queen.
 
Who has authority over her?

Nobody has authority over her majesty, her rule is absolute and unquestioned.
 
What do you do if the Queen were to enact a policy or make a decision you disagreed with?

Agree with it!
 
What else?

Calm down lad, you can be loyal and carry out her will without agreeing all the time, as long as you make it clear that your opinion is in her best interests. Besides, agreeing with her on every single little thing will make you appear too loyal to be believable…
 
You wouldn’t want to appear like that, would you?

I want to make her know that she can do anything she wants to me.
 
Is that so wrong?

Of course not.
 
How do I think of questions?

Just think of the conversation.
 
Does Nightmare Moon like me?

If you’re loyal and efficient, yes.
 
Would you kill for her?

Possibly.
 
Who needs to die?

Nobody, as of now.
 
How would you go about convincing her to change her mind on something you disagreed on?

Actions without words.
 
How long will it take?

If you’re convincing, not long at all.
 
Could you be a little more specific than “actions not words”?

By being quiet and respectful to her despite our disagreements, she will be won over.
 
Will it work?

If not then it’s better to move on,
 
was the “Actions without words.” answer meant to come off kind of rapey?

No.
 
Why does nobody like Nightmare Moon’s night?

That’s untrue, I love her night and I’m someone.
 
How would you prove that you weren’t plotting against her if the suspicions arose that you were?

Show her that I have dedicated all my time to her and couldn’t dedicate any time to anything else.
 
Why mustn’t she believe me?