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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
Dating 101: How to Not Look Like a Complete Tool, Page 247, Paragraph 3,
“Eat aggressively to earn your date’s respect. A strong and desirable mate should always eat their food like it owes them money and they just caught their food red-handed trying to skip town on a late-departure Greyhound like a coward!” - Edward D.A. Gabblebaggins
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
@PonyQuarantine  
Apparently. Blame it on me, yo.
 
@Background Pony #04A4  
I did lay it out like that, yes, but that’s also not what grooming is. Also, by that logic, by lumping all furries into the same sexual-deviant category, you paint a rather horrid picture of our own fandom. Because the rest of the internet isn’t very thrilled with us either.
 
Not all furries go around molesting each other in fursuits, just like not all bronies are into the show just because of the porn. Generalizations like that are poisonous to both the fandoms and the people making the generalizations.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Sergalpony  
Cool, you can use Google too. That’s literally a copy-paste of the definition; props for that!
 
You can over-explain the dictionary definition of the word “semantics” until you’re blue in the face, but that isn’t going to make me lose the train of the initial argument. Mostly because a dictionary definition here means very little in the face of the topic at hand (don’t worry, this applies to what comes next too). Or paw, or hoof, if I’m to continue the trend of the joke that I’ve been driving into the ground. Realistically, we’re both making our case from a semantic and opinionated point-of-view, but whatever. I’m having fun.
 
Also, regarding furries; there’s no official definition of the furry fandom as far as the internet as a whole is concerned; oh, God, that’d be an interesting insert for dictionaries everywhere. The only thing that seems accepted at face-value, all the time, is that they’re an ostracized community that obsesses over animals. That’s about as base and bare-bones as the definition gets. Be it four legs or two, furries are into it. Very, very, into it.
 
Perhaps uncomfortably so. But let’s move on.
 
Your second argument has more flaws than the first. Like, all the flaws.
 
I would argue that, yes, for a group of animalistic creatures to do the following:
 
  • Build a society complete with a central government  
  • Institute/grant jobs for the common folk to work  
  • Instate logistical functions like police and military that are needed in order to keep the peace and uphold the law (laws, which must be instated by the aforementioned government)  
  • Build blimps with which to traverse the skies  
  • Cultivate farms to grow food (I should’ve probably just relegated that to the “job” category, but whatever)  
  • Craft pointless niceties like designer clothing outlets to be desired by the masses (I’m so sorry for saying that, Rarity; I’m just trying to make a point, honest)  
  • Build schools to teach every next generation, et cetera
     
    Blah blah blah. So much! Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much! So many intricate and absurdly complicated things that makes them basically human. Oh, except they have hooves and magic. I forgot, in this flawed argument, it’s the appearance that matters the most. My bad.
     
    All sarcasm aside (well, not all), those things do in fact make them very, incredibly, almost stupidly human. Mostly because, aside from the current shape and form that we as the human race exist in, those are all of the traits that make us an “arisen” species that no longer has to forage in the dung for good bugs to eat or fear thunder like it’s God’s way of screaming at us.
     
    Look, I know gorillas and dolphins are very smart, especially by stupid animal standards, and we humans proved this by teaching a gorilla sign language, but I don’t think they’re quite to the point of “build a prison to contain our world’s ultimate evils because the moral quandary of killing them is complicated” smart. You know, otherwise known as “Tartarus” in the magical pastel-colored pony realm.
     
    These things are not “common” for all sapient creatures. A chimpanzee driving a stick down a termite mound in order to collect a tasty snack is not the same as a collective family working a farm to grow food for an entire community. A howler monkey being able to scream a message of general danger to other howler monkies is not the same as literally writing a letter to the ruler of an organized nation that an imminent threat has been made against said organized nation.
     
    Pony society (and very likely all societies within the MLP universe) is much like our own.
     
    So, clearly, even without standing on two legs, these ponies are anthropomorphic. So, where do we go from here?
     
    Well, you can still enjoy the show without being a furry. Hell, enjoying the movie Zootopia doesn’t immediately make you a furry. However, there’s a point that one can cross, more than likely on the internet, that changes things.
     
    Sexualization.
     
    Once you sexualize an animalistic character, you’re pretty much automatically furry. “Oh, but it’s only MLP characters! Only them and nothing else!” Weak defense, bro. Wouldn’t hold up, not even in the silliest court of law. Likewise, the old “Oh, but it’s an alien!” line is also super weak. Just because someone wants to get wet’n’wild with a xenomorph doesn’t mean they’re exempt from the furry clause, yo.
     
    See, it’s the mental gymnastics involved that I find the most embarrassing. The whole, “No, I’m not a furry because~
     
    At the end of the day, people like what they like. If they’re into furry stuff, whatever. I’m not here to judge. I just find the whole argument involving MLP very contrived, deflective, and pointless. Just like what you like and admit it. Beating around the bush is just sad and pathetic.
     
    Think about it this way: The only way other people are going to know that you’re a furry is if you let them know. If you enjoy furry art, be it conventional or MLP-related, just don’t let anybody know! Problem solved in the easiest and most obvious manner possible. Griping, bitching, moaning, complaining, and screaming about it on the internet only serves the purpose of pointing out that you’re basically the biggest furry to ever exist.
     
    And to finish this off:
     
    @Sergalpony  
@Joseph Raszagal
Ignoring the meaning of words, doesn’t change their existence of meaning, it just means you’re basically denying reality in favor of opinion.
 
And you’re right, it doesn’t! You’re denying the truth of furry sexualization right here and it’s hilarious! =D Thank you for attending my second Ted Talk.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
@Background Pony #4360  
BP, while that’s not technically wrong, it doesn’t quash the fact that furries have been into both biped and quadruped anthropomorphic art for centuries. It goes back a long, long time; it goes back much further than most people are comfortable with contemplating, especially given the implications. I mean, who wants to admit that our ancient ancestors have pretty much always fantasized about getting wild with livestock?
 
Let’s rewind the clock a thousand years or more~
 
Just look at the historic hot-mess that is Greek mythological lore. How does literally any specific mythological creature come into creation? Obviously, a man or a woman decided to copulate with an animal or god/demigod disguised as an animal (the gods were either weird or assholes, or more often, both; don’t ask). BAM! Now you’ve got anthropomorphic offspring based on the combination of a human and whatever animal was involved. Because CRAZY GODS LOL! And again, they come in both flavors: quadruped and biped.
 
Heck, the Romans loved it too. So did the many Germanic tribes. And then there’s the Celts and their almost laser-guided specific fetish for wolves. If anything, the Egyptians were the most lightweight of the ancient civilizations with their overall furriness, even though they’re kind of the most famous now because of how overly-sexualized the furries have made poor ol’ Anubis; all they did was put animal heads on human bodies. The Egyptians, the olden times’ “normies” of the furry world.
 
And centaurs, where do they fit in when it comes to a completely pointless argument like this? You’ve got a human top and a horse bottom; a creature more than likely invented because one ancient dude was arguing with another ancient dude that his OC could definitely run faster than the other’s (at the very least, I’d like to believe that people from h’way-back-when engaged in the same kind of stupid arguments in a face-to-face manner that Sonic fanboys now engage in primarily online). A centaur is technically a quadruped, sure, but very human in overall mannerisms, mental capacity, and societal creativity. So, is it wrong to be hot’n’bothered for them? I don’t know, I’m not here to kink-shame, only lay out the facts as history presents them.
 
Look, whether it has four legs or just two, if it talks and can think for itself in a conventionally intelligent capacity, then it’s guaranteed that the furry fandom will love it. And if someone sexualizes either of the aforementioned, in literally any way at all, then they’re absolutely a furry. I don’t care what possible counterargument someone might desperately try to propose, in the end it’s just weak deflection, and usually because the idea of being labeled as a furry upsets them.
 
Furries, the bane of the internet, even and/or especially when it comes to other furries.
 
I’m J.Razzle, thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
Basically, this is a very long winded and in-depth way of saying, you can be a furry, and/or a brony [or whatever term you prefer], but they are not mutually exclusive nor identical! XD
As Ponies are not an ‘animal that has been given human characteristics’ so much as a naturally sapient quadrupedal species, they are not a definitive ‘furry’ thing, they’re actually a sapient species that would need to be given ‘more’ human characteristics to be considered anthropomorphized to fit the qualifications.
 
I don’t know, man, this sounds like the very definition of semantics. They’re sapient, they’ve made a civilized society for themselves complete with a unifying central government and military, they live in houses as full family units, they have jobs and hobbies, they can wear clothing if they feel like it, et cetera.
 
They only “human” characteristic they’re missing is a human shape, and if you’re even remotely familiar with furries you’ll know that an anthropomorphic shape is not a must-have. There’s a lot of furries that specifically like quadrupeds more than bipeds, almost like animal purists or something.
 
All-in-all, a weak argument. The only point I totally agree with is that enjoying the show does not immediately make you a furry. It just makes you someone that enjoys the show, because duh.
 
However, like moonchosen said earlier, enjoying the show sexually definitely does make you a furry, no contest.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
I enjoy hiking a lot, but if I select that can option No. 3 remain on the table for later? Or is this a one opportunity sort of deal?
 
I need specifications, lady.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
Welp, they’re doomed. Unless beams of PURE FRIENDSHIP can counteract his insanity, Bill’s got this one in the bag.
 
EQG just doesn’t have the firepower that OG Equestria has.
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Joseph Raszagal
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Emily Brickenbrackle III
As a fan of arachnids and cute things in general (Flutters, in this case), I still approve of this.
 
She shall ride her mount to glorious victory in battle!

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