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full Beehive soccer? Really? full Yeah! It’s the funnest thing- full Oh Celestia THEY STING.
full What have I done to deserve this?! full Maybe it’s because you’re kicking their home around. full Oh yeah…
full Oh Celestia not the bees- NOT THE BEES! full AAAAUUUGGGGHHH they’re in my eyes! Aaauuggghhh!
full Those aren’t bees. full They’re not? full I’m pretty sure those are Everfree Hornets.
full AAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!! full Kill it with the magic of gasoline! full Burn them all, Dashie
full Even at 2 months of age I manage to look 5 years longer. full 2-months minus 5 years? What does that even look like?!
full An unholy mess. full It’s okay, Princess Luna once bought orange lipstick for herself.
full Which is pretty funny considering we don’t have lips. full It seemed like a good idea going into my teenaged years.
I claim ownership of all art assets.

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Background Pony #E726
Baby Bubble Berry: Dad’s hairdryer is not a toy.
 
Baby Dusk Shine:Gleaming Shield’s mane is not a food.
 
Baby Butterscotch:I carried a beehive into the house.
 
Baby Elusive:Make-up tastes icky and is not for babies.
 
Baby Rainbow Blitz:I played hoofball with the beehive.
 
Baby Applejack (male):I didn’t learn anything; I was a good pony all along.
Background Pony #1165
See, this why nobody wants to hang out with you, Applejack. You’re no fun.
Background Pony #F522
(I claim ownership of the fanfic pony named wind warper now) Wind warper: I learn’t not to trap princesses in tornadoes.
Starswirl
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I hate this lazy, cruel, twisted kid shaming with all my heart. And I love how little the fillies here care about it.
 
Suck it, bad parents.