Just like maude !!

I wanna munch on Tree Hugger’s bush.

Well at least we now know Tree Hugger is a real red-head.
 
 
Just sayin’

@FirelordofHyrule  
I don’t much mind a well-trimmed bush either, keyword well-trimmed.  
I shave my shaft and balls, and I trim the rest. I expect my woman to do nothing less in return.

@FirelordofHyrule  
Indeed.

@TreeHugging  
I dunno why so many people make such a fuss about pubes on women; well-cared-for pubes actually keep it cleaner down there.
 
And I, for one, personally like the look of a well-kept bush.

@Shepherd  
Makes sense.

@Whoknows  
She is she’s dressed for Rarity.

Dang. I always pegged Fluttershy as the nudist. Clothes ARE a prison man.

@TreeHugging  
She is pretty, but she’s taken.

@Shepherd  
Apologies for upsetting ya, I’m just not the biggest fan of bushy women.

@TreeHugging  
Shut your mouth about her bush.

Am I the only one who has a mad crush on humanized Tree Hugger? Like, shave the pubes (or at least give it a trim) and I’d do her in the bath.

@BigBadSeed  
Rarity: “You had to fall in love with a hippie”

FLUTTERSHY: Tree Hugger, I told you to stay in my room!  
TREE HUGGER: Your room is also a prison.

@youregoingtoloveme
 
Given that, if anything at all, she only wears a loincloth, she probably wouldn’t care. Unless of course she grew to enjoy dominating you, wherein you could quite possibly become her little dress-up doll whenever new clothes were discovered in the jungle depths or obtained from traders.

@Joseph Raszagal  
As would I. Not so much the clubbing over the head part. The swinging on the vines while slumped over her shoulder would trigger my fear of heights but my subsequent ravishing at her hands would be fun - especially the Oscarworthy resistance I would offer as she forcibly removes my clothes.  
Hopefully her jungle sensbilities won’t detect anything culturally unusual when she gets to my stockings and garter belt.

@youregoingtoloveme
 
I’d love it if a Jungle Jane wanted to club me over the head and take me back to her tree house.

I’m only okay with this if there aren’t dreads under her armpits.  
Call me a Westernized chauvinist or what have you but it’s reeeeeeeally difficult for me to overlook body hair on women in the areas where society says it’s a no-no. I acknowledge that this is my problem. I’d never suggest that it’s wrong for a woman to go all Jungle Jane and let her pit and leg hair grow out. All I’m saying is that it would severely affect my ability to find that woman attractive and be affectionate with in any capacity.

@Background Pony #B3FE  
And you have friends who are Pink and blue what’s the problem?

“Okay. Why the hell are you green?”  
“I have a lot of broccoli in my diet.”  
“That would take–”  
“A LOT of broccoli.”

@Background Pony #52B4  
immm kinda lost on what your response is about here , everything you listed aside from tie-dies are all biologically healthy things , like what i was talking about that sub-culture is focused on…..
 
and popular is a relative term , you’re talking about hippies here not hipsters , and im talking about the properties of specific food items…..

@iamli3  
Aren’t hippies more into hemp, free love, peace, tie-dies, anti-establishment, and being “O’Natural”?
 
Natural doesn’t always equate to being “healthier” per say. Tree Hugger doesn’t strike me as health-conscious person (Think nutritionist/finess enthusiasts/“health nuts”) as opposed to someone who are against mainstream and buys stuff b/c it’s marketed off as “Green” or “Vegan” from Equestria’s local Whole Foods, on the grounds that it’s somehow either counter-culture or environmentally friendly or “not made from animal cruelty”.
 
Tooth decay would be the least of her problems. Hell, she might be against using popular brand named toothpaste and would actually welcome little rotten teeth. At least rotten teeth would be considered “natural.”
 
Damn those… whatever sub-culture it is exactly that Tree Hugger is supposed to represent… Yeah.

the phytic acid (or however it’s spelled) in granola and some nuts like almonds actually causes tooth decay and thus would not be a good long term health food choice for the likes of health conscious people that tree hugger represents a portion of…..