@Background Pony #A520
I’m not infected by “Cupcakes”. Yes, I heard about it, but I never read it, nor will I ever read it. Pinkie would never be a monster or a serial killer like everyone else makes her out to be. It’s just Pinkie when she’s sad. I would still hug Pinkie regardless of whether she’s happy or sad.

Love pinkamena diane pie huge

@Background Pony #C27D  
Not me. I know nothing about that fanfic.

(Gives Pinkie a big hug and watches her hair inflate)

Such a cute hug. It’s too bad y’all are infected with that Cupcakes bulls**t.

Aww, it looks like she really wants a hug. Even if she’ll make me into cupcakes afterwards.

@Background Pony #6C66  
We don’t need your 3edgy5u-mena fantasies here. Let us enjoy the cuteness that is Ponkamena.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S PINKAMENA SHE’S GONNA BAKE ME INTO CUPCAKES [ i jump into a green gasoline tanker truck and speed away ]
 
1 hour later 100 miles from pinkamena THAT WAS CLOSE [ suddenly i lose control of the truck and crash into 8 parked cars the trailer tips over after i hit 1 car ‘cause it got stuck underneath but it doesn’t burst into flames and the tractor part’s totally beat the hood’s slightly open / the tires are wobbly / the windshield and windows are normal / the trailer’s hook’s broken so it won’t be able to reattach and the exhausts are bent i can’t get outta the truck ‘cause my arms and legs are bleedin’ but not severely they’re bleedin’ slowly suddenly pinkamena shows up and i scream ] WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

@Background Pony #99B6  
Dude, Just Cut It Out This Whole RP Thing Is Getting Boring  
AND IT’S REFORMED PINKAMENA JUST LOOK AT DAT FACE

[ breaks free from pinkamena and runs for it ]
 
You’re not killin’ me

@Background Pony #99B6
 
@Background Pony #99B6  
Me:We Already Caught You  
Pinkamena: hugs and doesn’t let go  
Me And Pinkamena: SO DEAL WITH IT

[ I lose control of the dump truck and i crash into 15 parked semi trucks outside a truckin’ company it’s closed because the time of day was dusk 7:00pm ]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH [ I jump into a black dump truck and speed away from pinkamena ]
 
[ 5 hours later 250 miles away from pinkamena ] THAT WAS AN EXTREMELY CLOSER ONE ]

@Background Pony #99B6  
Pinkamena: I’m Back  
Me: We’re Back  
You: OH MY GO-  
Me And Pinkamena: watch?v=BpGPmOuZM7Y

HUH WHAT [ LOOKS BEHIND ME ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [STARTS RUNNIN’ AGAIN THIS TIME I GET INTO A CAR AND SPEED AWAY ]
 
[ 1 hour later 155 miles away from pinkamena ] OH MY THAT WAS AN EVEN CLOSER ONE

@Background Pony #99B6  
behind you  
Pinkamena: Hi

[gasps in really deep ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE KILLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRR [ FLEES THE AREA ]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [GASPS ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [ GASPS ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [ CONTINUES GASPIN’ / SCREAMIN’ AND RUNNIN’ ]
 
[ 25 minutes later 50 miles away from pinkamena ] [ pantin’ ] OH MY THAT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE