@Scrounge  
True.

@PonyMod2  
Not if she uses “Lyra Heartstrings” instead of just “Lyra”.

I’m Maria Young.

Wait.
 
Both Luna and Lyra would have Quinn Quinn.

I got Jennifer Anderson.

All shall fear the name James Harris, night shift fry-cook at your local Wendy’s!

I got Michael Rodriguez. That sounds like the name of the obligatory sexy spanish man in a soap opera.

I got Maria Williams.

THOMAS THOMAS  
That’s who brought Quinn quinn.  
THOMAS THOMAS

“przewalskiart” is brilliant.

@enixfreek32  

 
Generally has her #1 assistant Dorothy Brown with her to act as gofer.
 
(Not to be confused with Dorothy Thompson, who is Joseph Clark’s counterpart who became corrupt, ran away, became good again, but remains in exile.)

So let’s see… the Mane 6 are as follows:
 
Joseph Clark, element of Magic (and lover of books and coffee)  
Mary Wilson, element of Honesty  
Charles Young, element of Generosity  
“Chuck” Walker, element of Loyalty (she just hates the name Charles, okay!)  
Robert Young, element of Kindness (but… um… no relation to Charles… just in case you… wanted to know…)  
Richard Brown, element of Laughter (But everpony just calls her Rickie!!)
 
_{Okay, that’s outta the way now…}

I didn’t notice the badges until just now, nice detail.

@Keith Mowz  
Oh shiete you’re right.

Oh fuck I’d missed this because you didn’t post it under your tag. This is amazing, btw.

@Kamazeustra  
Actually, their first names are “Principal” and “Vice Principal”, respectively.

@Scrounge  

Ah yes, Thompson Thompson.

I’m a guy and I wanna Mary Moore.

Dammit, Quinn Quinn!

Margaret Thomas… But I’m a guy

What the fuck?
 
Why isn’t Dicapribooru an actual thing?
 
Also want Cage and Keanu.

That means humanized Celestia and Luna would need to have the “Luigi Mario” conversation with the other normal humans.

@Alkonium  
@The Smiling Pony  
It’s because they’re both blonde, both adorable, and both came to the media’s attention due to their appearance alone and somehow evolved into something more.
 
That, and I ship them. Hard. Unfortunately the only artist I know of who’d be depraved enough to do such a pic doesn’t do commissions or requests…
 
@PonyPon  
It’s the first and last letter of their full name. Twilight Sparkle would be Joseph Brown, Celestia would be Patricia Quinn, and Lyra could be either Quinn Quinn or Quinn Harris whether or not you count “Heartstrings” as part of her name.

@The Smiling Pony  
Wait….I think I read this wrong.
 
Assuming ponies just have one name, yeah, it would be Quin Quin.
 
Yours would be if it said first letter of last name.