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Go away, freakin go away ya pink freak.
 
… so freakin tired of this.

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wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@Otterhand
 
Rainbow Dash: I’m with Spike on this. What in Tartarus were you thinking?  
Rarity: He’s already cross with the whole air pressure toilet, darling.  
Applejack: I was already against it during the FIRST body.  
Fluttershy: Shouldn’t we put him to rest?  
Pinkie Pie: Seriously, Oatmeal, are you crazy?  
Everyone else: (stares at Pinkie Pie)  
Pinkie Pie: Everyone else was thinking it.
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@wildrook  
Twilight: “Behold the ultimate chimera replacement body. Cross between a Centaur and a Minotaur with Dragon scaled skin and a Hydra’s heart.”  
Spike: “AND YOUR BRINGING HIM BACK LIKE THIS!!!”  
Twilight: “…You right what the yay was I thinking?”
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@KennyC
 
Carl: Okay, now to flush this thing. (gets sucked in and shredded except for the head)  
Pinkie Pie: (tries not to puke)  
Fluttershy and Rarity: (faints)  
Applejack: Horse apples.  
Rainbow Dash: …Now I just remembered why Cloudsdale doesn’t use high-pressure air in their toilets, Twilight.
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@KennyC
 
Twilight: Don’t worry. As long as the whole thing goes well, we don’t need to worry. (beat) Put down the phone, Spike.  
Spike: What? I was just cleaning. The dials.
wildrook
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Twilight: Is he taking the bait?  
Rainbow Dash: …The only question I have is “why”? We look like sickos watching a man take a dump in full view of Celestia’s sun.  
Spike: Besides, wouldn’t he take a dump inside?  
Twilight: Not if his door is locked.
Otterhand
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“One of you wanna tell me which one you freaky technicolor ponies keeps singing about cupcakes, Cause for some reason it’s been causing me to only eat these week old cupcakes I got out of the dumpster at sugarcube corner, AND NOW I’M SO JACKED ON SUGAR I CAN’T SLEEP!!!”