Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.  
It is so big. [scoff]  
She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.  
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? [scoff]  
They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?  
I mean, her butt, is just so big.  
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!  
She’s just so… black!
 
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]  
I like big butts and I can not lie  
You other brothers can’t deny  
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist  
And a round thing in your face  
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough  
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed  
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing  
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring  
Oh baby, I wanna get with you  
And take your picture  
My homeboys tried to warn me  
But that butt you got makes me so horny  
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin  
You say you wanna get in my Benz?  
Well, use me, use me  
‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie  
I’ve seen them dancin’  
To hell with romancin’  
She’s sweat, wet,  
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette  
I’m tired of magazines  
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing  
Take the average black man and ask him that  
She gotta pack much back  
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)  
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)  
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)  
Shake that healthy butt!  
Baby got back!
 
(LA face with Oakland booty)  
Baby got back!  
(LA face with Oakland booty)  
(LA face with Oakland booty)
 
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]  
I like ‘em round, and big  
And when I’m throwin’ a gig  
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal  
Now here’s my scandal  
I wanna get you home  
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh  
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy  
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys  
I want ‘em real thick and juicy  
So find that juicy double  
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble  
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble  
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos  
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes  
You can have them bimbos  
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo  
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya  
I won’t cuss or hit ya  
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck  
Till the break of dawn  
Baby got it goin’ on  
A lot of simps won’t like this song  
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it  
And I’d rather stay and play  
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong  
And I’m down to get the friction on  
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)  
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes (Yeah!)  
Then turn around! Stick it out!  
Even white boys got to shout  
Baby got back!
 
Baby got back!  
Yeah, baby… when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’ to do with my selection.  
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3”.
 
[Sir Mix-a-Lot]  
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda  
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda  
My anaconda don’t want none  
Unless you’ve got buns, hun  
You can do side bends or sit-ups,  
But please don’t lose that butt  
Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role  
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold  
So they toss it and leave it  
And I pull up quick to retrieve it  
So Cosmo says you’re fat  
Well I ain’t down with that!  
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’  
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’  
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:  
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!  
Give me a sister, I can’t resist her  
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her  
Some knucklehead tried to diss  
’Cause his girls are on my list  
He had game but he chose to hit ’em  
And I pull up quick to get wit ’em  
So ladies, if the butt is round,  
And you want a triple X throw down,  
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT  
And kick them nasty thoughts  
Baby got back!  
Baby got back!

@Background Pony #DBF6  
The only deity I acknowledge is Pyrrhon.
 

 
He became a Level Infinity Epic SuperGod… Plus!

@Lawful Girly  
He isn’t vegetation deity either. He isn’t a god of anything specific, which is not surprising in a monotheistic religion.

Uh princess….I know we are not technically related but could you please stop tempting me?

All that cake’s goin-OH YOU KNOW WHERE THAT CAKE’S GOING!!!

@Dragonman461  
Thank you for this. It made my day.

@Lawful Girly  
I’m applying the Solar Alicorn’s mortal nature. How else would I explain the lines “In the name of Celestia” and “Oh Celestia”?
 
Jokingly, I would say “Princess Celestia, forgive us our sins.”
 
And you know Faust.

@Roy-of-Asturia  
Jesus is the classic dying/resurrected vegetation god, like Osiris or Xipe Totec, not a solar deity! You’re thinking of Mithras.

Celestia = Amaterasu / Ra / Jesus[s

The ass was heavenly.

And this where the cake ends up. Reinforcing the plumpness of the Princess’ posterior.

@Lefty643  
Yep, just cropped.

Praise Sunbutt. (/o3o)/

Sunbutt is always good

strange, i could swear this particular crop was already made and posted…

Praise the Sun(butt)!