Nov. 1st, 2001

“You and Maud Pie¹ share a romantic dinner at the gazebo, when Mr. Cake² ruins it by shouting ‘Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!³’”
’Tis a shame it was ruined, but I gotta agree with Mr. Cake.

@Background Pony #0C43
Damn, Carrot’s a real bro. He catches you making out with Cup and decides to give you career advice.

26th November, 2009. The man standing in the corner, he is starting to wonder.

I and Cloud Cicker share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Soarin’ ruins it by shouting “Before you can help a friend on drugs,you must understand that drugs alter the way that brain functions!” Well that went pearshape fast!?

@Squeakiergerm8  
You and RD share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Shining Armor ruins it by shouting “Cut coupons, save money!”

March 8, 2000

Cheerilee, then Big Mac shouts “Taxes are whats wrong with this country” A bit of irony there

@Film Reel  
Fair enough.

@Background Pony #1081  
Yes, but I was dating one and I feel like Spike yelling it may have annoyed Celestia from hearing it many times.

@Film Reel  
To be fair, Spike wasn’t dating a princess

Me and Princess Celestia share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Spike ruins it by shouting, “Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!”
 
Don’t mention anything political when dating a princess.

Queen Chrysalis, Big Mac and “don’t run with scissors”.  
I’d just fucking laugh.

You and Scootaloo share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Big Macintosh ruins it by shouting, “Taxes are what’s wrong with this country!”
 
 
Gonna have to have some words with Apple Bloom and find out why Big Mac is suddenly talking more than “Eeyup” and “Nnope.” Also, gonna have to clarify that Equestria is a kingdom ruled by a diarchy.

@Twi_Clown  
It’s quite simple, really. When you take something away, it’ll make them see just how much they needed it.

You and Celestia share a rmoantic moment at the gazebo (wut??), when Tirek ruins it by shouting “Reading is a form of entertainment that is usually overlooked these days.”
 
Such strong words from someone who destroyed a library, eh?

Daisy, King Sombra, cut coupons, save money!

Me and perfectly-legal-age-to-date-me Applebloom are having a nice romantic gazebo date when totally not suspiciously Big Mac shows up an says how reading is an overlooked form of entertainment

Queen Chrysalis and I were sharing a totally-not-at-all-nonconensual-nor-magically-induced romantic moment out on a gazebo, probably made out of the same stuff her hive’s made of, when Mr.Cake pokes his head out of the nearby bushes and shouts thusly:
 
“Before you can help a friend on drugs, you must understand that drugs alter the way the brain functions!”
 
And with that, he slowly slinks his way into the shrubbery, staring at us suspiciously the whole way back.
 
Well… That was odd… but that certainly ruined the already odd moment… or did that improve the moment?

@TheOtherPinkiePie  
Yeah, but I chose to work with what I was given here, the scenario I just described was way too tempting a prize to simply pass up. Plus it’s Funny. What’s wrong with that?

@Careless Whisper  
Honestly, I think the better option for you is if your birthday was on the 19th. ;)

So I was having a romantic moment with Queen Chrysalis when King Sombra ruins it by shouting option 1, if you ask me a better option would’ve been “BACK OFF!!! SHE’S MINE!!!” (Personal input afterwords as no meme should ever be this specific) and then the Chrysalis would tell him “I was going to feed off of his love!” and the ensuing argument gives me enough time to escape.

Me and Coco Pommel share a romantic moment at the gazebo, when Snips ruins it by shouting “About 10 percent of horses die from colic!”
 
June 29, 1997

Romantic moment with Junebug get’s ruined by Discord shouting about drugs.

My pleasant romantic moment with Sunset Shimmer gets ruined by King Sombra who shouts: “When you are considering a career path, it is always a good idea to understand the possible job outlook before you commit!”
 
Fuck off Sombra, the only career path you offer is slavery anyway.

Oct 17th 9…  
What the fuq?