Okay, I got this.
 
GREETINGS FAIR MAIDEN, MAY I PERCHANCE HAVE THE PLEASURE OF OFFERING YOU A FINE BEVERAGE TO SUIT YOUR THIRST?
 
No? Okay..I’ll see myself out… ;_;

In the cover of the half light  
She’s a gearing up for war  
She’s a lioness under that dress  
I love to hear her roar
 
With graceful glide and brazen stride  
Her gaze of fire shakes me  
I burn to dust get lost in lust  
I run she overtakes me
 
And I can’t resist it  
Though I know I should  
That girl is bad but god she looks so good
 
Oh!  
And when she wears that jet black dress  
I lose my self control to her caress  
She wears her confidence with such finesse  
Lovin’ the jet black dress  
Love in the jet black dress
 
In a sea of lights and glitter  
She’s a savage she’s a shark  
Through discoballs and shimmers  
She’s a shadow in the dark
 
She smiles like an angel  
And she dances like a demon  
A twisting turning effigy  
So glorious and gleaming
 
And I can’t resist it  
Though I know I should  
It hurts so bad but god it feels so good….
 
Oh!  
And when she wears that jet black dress  
I lose my self control to her caress  
She wears her confidence with such finesse  
Lovin’ the jet black dress  
Love in the jet black dress
 
I’m just black dots  
She connects me  
Her enchantment  
Resurrects me  
I have never felt so much alive….
 
Oh!  
And when she wears that jet black dress  
I lose my self control to her caress  
She wears her confidence with such finesse  
Lovin’ the jet black dress  
Love in the jet black dress
 
(I’m just black dots  
She connects me  
Her enchantment  
Resurrects me  
I have never felt so much alive….)

jeezus,  
it is so hot in here.

@KT1  
how can lipstick make everything better if:  

 
checkmate PETA!

@paluzna  
Idiot. Lipstick makes everything better!

that lipstick is fucking anoying.
 
its right betwen horribly contrasting and just outrageus enough to be likeable.
 
 
also, whats whit people talking to the characters on the pic?

Wow Luna, you look beautiful! <3

@Blissey1  
The Arabian Thoroughbreds???

@observer  
does equestria have their own version of Chippendales dancers?
 
what would they be called?

Luna’s not quite comfortable yet with dressing fancy, but she took a chance and did it and went out on the town one night. She actually had a pretty good time and enjoyed her night out. It was only when she got home that she realized she had a piece of toilet paper stuck to the back of her dress all night.

Lovely Luna

Pretty!  
hugs her

not in frame: stallion erotic dancer on stage?

Luna! Can you spot me a few bits? I need to get my shots on!!

Okay, who the casanova that’s daring enough to approach her? Any takers?

Wow

@observer  
Or in my own fantasy, she’s dressed up but she’s gone to a midnight art bar or cafe looking to converse with the local traffic.
 
Oh god I’m such an idealist.

Just a mare looking for love in a high-class bar

May I buy you another drink, madam?