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Lemondance
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

Serand the Warlord
@mcflurry  
You can’t even rhyme, nonetheless keep your beat  
My lines come harsher than a Manehatten street  
You probably don’t know the alphabet past J  
Well I’d tell you ‘bout that J if this wasn’t tagged safe  
My Ponyville playas, my Cloudsdale chasers  
You wanna talk water? Well you might need a chaser  
Cuz I know water’s the hottest thing you’ve ever spat  
Well I spit gold, my last LP shows that  
Fans wanted more but the stores were outta stock  
And if you talk much more you’ll wind up like 2pac
mcflurry
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@iconicicon  
Oh yea what ya’ think, insult a pony?  
I whoop your butt up now mister con!  
Fire is weak, mah water consumes it,  
My epicness beats ya’ coolness,  
becoz epic bigga than cool,  
and ya can’t stop it man,  
because i’m epic.  
So yeah what ya think, insult her?  
she’s just a innocent filly  
so back off her!
iconicicon

Magic, power, bitches, and fame?  
No talent though, your rhymes are pretty tame. When this battle is over, you won’t be the same, but you’ll still be just as lame.  
Hair like Ice?  
Be careful, I’m fire. Flames consume all your stupid tunes.  
Callin’ my bro a bitch? Back off hoe.  
I bet you pay people to come to your shows.  
Your magic is cheap, your power is weak, your bitches are lame and your fame ain’t in heaps.  
Go back to where you came from, I’m about to attack. Your raps suffer from a severe lack. Passion? Flow? Doesn’t matter now.  
For you to catch up to me will take days, my B.A. rhyming will leave you in daze, but even with your raps, I’m never ever fazed.  
We both know whose gonna win. Just a hint, its not the one living outta a food tin. Your raps are a sin remove them now before I stomp ya out like the boys down in the Dirty South.  
I’m keepin’ trill with Bun B while you’re learning your ABC’s  
Now runt, Imma kick you accross the globe  
Now I hope you know not to put Anon on the ropes.