“Good morning base colonel Hawkins,this is a notice of complaint filed by one captain Leslie on the subject of the hazards of leaving the nuclear “launch” rapid response trigger exposed (unguarded,lack of safety restraints,code/key system ) I hope that by addressing this problem ,base technical can enact the appropriate system measures to ensure the safety and security of our nuclear assets.Thank you for your time sir ,this is captain Leslie
Silly Kim, this is Launch, not Lunch.