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Wallet After Summer Sale -

Emily Brickenbrackle III
Son: “Dad, I have a problem.”
 
Dad: [Not looking, reading his newspaper] “What is it, son?”
 
Son: “Remember when you warned me about cumming inside?”
 
Dad: [Still not looking] “You got her pregnant, didn’t you?”
 
Son: “Well… not quite.”
 
Dad: [At this point, not looking just to continue the joke] “You either did or you didn’t, son. A girl doesn’t halfway get knocked-up.”
 
Son: “Just look, Dad.”
 
Dad: [Puts down paper]
 

 
Dad: “You idiot. You came in her ass. Go do it again and change back, we have chruch in an hour.”
 
[Theme to “My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding” plays and curtains close; awarded three Academy Awards for best picture, best screenplay, and best supporting actor in the form of Bill Murray as the mare’s bowtie]