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He’s allergic to affection
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HE SEEEEEEEEEEEES YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU
I agree, on all accounts.
That’s a terrible way to base a relationship. It’s evil. Somewhat funny evil.
Precisely. Which is why, of all of Twilight’s friends, Pinkie might actually be his best match.
Because she can take this stallion, break him, and put him together like she wants to. All without even meaning to, and smiling all the way.
The scare thing about what you said? Its canon…
You will learn to like her. The longer she glomps you, the worse it’ll get… until you love both her and her parties. Utterly, completely, love her. You will want to make her your Pretty Party Pony Princess. You will lover her, and despair, and laugh. Oh yes, you will laugh.
Good night, sweet Prince. May Celestia have mercy on your soul.