Who’s our cast for today? C’mon ponies (plus one kirin, if that list is correct), let’s speed this up! We’ve got a long day of filming. It’ll be quite busy: scripts to memorize, lines to recite, cameras to roll, a stage to be set, costumes and makeup to be worn…

Speaking of costumes…

It appears everypony is already mostly dressed, good! Those costumes are awfully realistic, aren’t they? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like it! Applewood’s finest engineers and designers were clearly hard at work making the best for this production. Hey, just what are we filming, anyway?

Checks Director’s notes…

“PonySuits!”? What kinda name for a movie is that? The stage is empty, ponies, c’mon! Are we really slacking this much?

……

What do you mean it’s “meant” to be empty? Better yet, why is this script full of nonsense like, “Queen Chrysalis brainwashes Shining Armor”? Didn’t we already do this way back in Season 2? Or what about, “Local butcher turns her friends into Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle”? These stage directions make no sense, and the second one sounds like something out of a horror movie!

…Is that Sassy Saddles mask moving? Did that Princess Luna just wink? What’s going on here?!

……Oh wow, that’s… that’s not PG-rated…!

Oh my… I didn’t sign up to do a film of this nature…

I think I’ll just “Exit Stage Left,” myself…