Karl Pilkingshy: Al’ight, all this bollocking talk ‘a fruit an’ tha complete nutter sittin’ ‘cross from me is done. I’m done with it.
 
Ricky: [Suppressing laughter] Yeah? Well, what else?
 
Karl Pilkingshy: [Groans] What really went an’ started diggin’ under me skin was what I jus noticed there all ‘a sudden, sittin’ there on me tray like I wasn’t even lookin’ when I bloomin’ grabbed it meself!
 
Ricky: [Still suppressing laughter] Uh-huh.
 
Karl Pilkingshy: I look down there an’ there’s tha strangest thing, some burger or somethin’ that looked like it’d jus’ been plucked outta the bin! Tha thing was all green on parts an’ I coulda sword I seen worms on it! Worms! An’ there I am pickin’ it up for some daft reason like I’m actually goin’ to eat it!
 
Ricky: [Not even trying to hold it in anymore]
 
Karl Pilkingshy: An’ I mean, yeah, I grabbed it meself, but what was it even doin’ there in the first place, right? Any cook that thinks they can serve up what all ever they found in the dust car can jus’ sod off in my book. I dunno if I’ll be able to trust food ever again, honestly. I jus’ can’t be doin’ this.
 
Ricky: [Enjoying his friend’s misery to the fullest audible extent at this point]

@Blackie  
Karl Pilkington does.

oh god  
choking on coffee
 
Halp
 
plz
 
Halp
 
oh god

“You’re talking absolute shit again, Fluttershy…”

@lackey_h
 
Suicide by Cyanide?

@Blackie
 
Uh… I assumed it was some kind of fruit salad thing, which often involves a liquid component so a spoon isn’t that far fetched.
 
Something better to question would be why she has a bowl of fruit and an apple on the side.

@Blackie
 
You can’t eat it with a fork either. Try spearing a grape, bitch just rolls around. Try again, launches off the plate.
 
… Why do those oranges still have rinds.

Yea, I was eating my salad in the cafeteria yesterday, yea, and then this girl comes round and she sets her lunch just across the table from me and i’m like yea alright I’m ok with this and she sits down and then the weirdest thing happens, she starts eating he food with no hands face first and am sat there staing at her like a bald headed buffoon.  

lol

Who eats slices of fruit.
 
With a spoon.
 

 

 
ANSWER ME GODDAMMIT!