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seems derpy got her hooves on one very strange book… thats got vogon poetry in it!
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a small lump Of green putty I found In my armpit one midsummer morning “ four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when his own major intestine–in a desperate attempt to save life kind itself–leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator,Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.
i could have drawn twilight doing the gnawing of own leg part or maybe her drooling all over the place, or maybe a loss in bowel movement… but this is okay. >D
HitchHiker’s guide to the galaxy Douglas Adams
MLP:FiM Lauren Faust
Drawn by Me~!
Vogon poetry is of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem “Ode to a small lump Of green putty I found In my armpit one midsummer morning “ four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his 12-book epic entitled “My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles” when his own major intestine–in a desperate attempt to save life kind itself–leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator,Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon poetry is mild by comparison.
i could have drawn twilight doing the gnawing of own leg part or maybe her drooling all over the place, or maybe a loss in bowel movement… but this is okay. >D
HitchHiker’s guide to the galaxy Douglas Adams
MLP:FiM Lauren Faust
Drawn by Me~!
“Groop, I implore thee…”
humanityvogonityequinity.derpy:”..now next page”
Twilight:“Oh sweet celestia! I need releif!!!”
Celestia:”(aims gun at twilight)Okay…(hears phone ringing)Oh hey…naw I’m not doing anything important right now, so…still thinking about last night?…”