God I can pay 400000$ for that.

I’d love to be the lucky bastard who bought these.

“This just in, a man only identified as <SpikeSpiegel> was found dead, lying inches from a pair of well-crafted Equestrian Princess plushies. He managed to break through a titanium door, six layers of crystal barriers, an energy cannon guardian, twenty robotic ninjas and Bruce Lee’s Imperfect Clone. However, his heinous attempt at thievery was stopped by a banana strategically placed not three feet from the items, resulting in a fall that broke the would-be thief’s neck. Over to you, Seth.”
 
“Thanks, Sibsy; the two plushies will be going on sale to the public at the starting cost of a thousand eternal souls. What a bargain!”

Amazing.