I never wanted to be hugged by Pinkie anyway. She’d probably break my spine.

@Scpx  
You will never conquer the world through war.  
You will never become the most loved dictator of all time.  
You will never ride in a chariot to the uproar of the people.  
You will never be stabbed on the ides of March.

Mixing cocoa, tea, and coffee will never produce a palatable beverage.

damn, that’s cold. You have destroyed my hopes and dreams quite thoroughly.

He’s right. I’m not Trixie’s father. Pinkie Pie would not offer me a cupcake because she’s not a good baker herself, and she sells them for the Cakes, not gives theirs away. And I don’t drink cocoa in bed.

wanna play that game?  
you will never go into space.  
you’ll die in about 50-70 years  
you wont live long enough to fuse yourself with a machine.  
all people that have set foot on the moon will die in your lifetime, and you will pass away before any new astronauts replace them  
you’ll never be a famous singer just for a video you uploaded on youtube  
your OC will never be good enough for twilight  
you’ll never be as happy as a turtle with a strawberry  
your mom had sex with your father

To those whom keep posting these: What point are you trying to make, besides pointing out the blisteringly obvious?

What are you implying here OP?

YOU DONT SAY

@Background Pony  
/snort, snicker

DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN’T DO!!!!!!

Of course I won’t. It’s way out of character, Pinkie Pie wants the cupcake for herself and it’ll be from a Thermos, not a cup.
 
Obviously!

Does this mean I can still cum inside Rainbow Dash?