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Welcome to your new summer job at twilight sparkle pizza where fantasy and friendship come to life

@Background Pony #39F8
I like Mangle, the freaky one from 2 :D

@Macaroni C-Pony
Yeah, but their bodies do a LOT of things horse bodies don’t do. They don’t even look all that much like horses :P

That armpit is making me wince…

AGHHHH!! Horses don’t bend that way!

@Badumsquish
Whose your favorite animatronic? Mine is roxanne wolf

@Background Pony #7AF9  
@Wayneponeth  
I remember reading somewhere that was because the game took place in the 90’s or earlier, back when $4 actually was the minimum wage :D

@Background Pony #7AF9  
Well, it’s run by a literal serial killer, and a child killer at that. What do you expect? :P

Fun fact: in fnaf 1 you’re technically paid bellow minimum wage for the time. Fazbear been cheep since fnaf 1

@Nittany Discord  
It’s definitely not a bad time, though everyone else is going to think he’s crazy when he tries to tell them that he’s not crossdressing, but that five paintings came to life and stuffed him into a temple guardian costume. Those gals love the dancing-frog-from-Looney-Tunes thing XD

@Badumsquish  
It actually sounds fun.

Incidentally, he got caught and stuffed in a “living hieroglyph” suit. Not so bad when you’re into crossdressing cosplay :P  
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@SinnerWhoKeepsTrying1978  
I imagine they messed with him for a while. Making it look like they were in other exhibits and such too :P
 
@Iloveponies  
He gets stuffed in a spare “living hieroglyph” suit :P
 
@Clever Clovers  
He made it to about 3am :P
 
@Johnny B. Mediocre  
@Johnny B. Mediocre  
Living hieroglyph snuggles isn’t so bad :D
 
@GenericArchangel  
@comet_wing  
120 bits a week. Work is rough in Equestria since any attempts at unionizing or picketing for higher wages or better working conditions get crushed Jeff-Bezos-style by the Oligarchy :P  
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@Nittany Discord  
Getting stuffed in a suit isn’t so bad when it’s just a girly guard suit instead of an animatronic one :D
 
@Farnham  
Yes :P
 
@Setsugekka  
@Supermark  
But first they’ll mess with him XD
 
@Peternators  
:P
 
@Wayneponeth  
XD
 
@Bluebolt21  
Five in total, each with their own unique behaviors :D
 
@Havock  
:D
 
@Power-Up&Sky-Blue  
Six if he wants the overtime XD

Five Nights at the Museum.

I love this too much to not comment.

Wow the new five nights at pinkie’s looks amazing

Track! To your right!

Unknown shadow pone:Piiizzzzaaaaaaaa………………….

This is gonna be an interesting night, I wonder how many Glyphs there are?

Woah FNAF really is different after Scott left. Not that this is a downgrade or anything. It’s an upgrade actually. I knew Scott would pick the right candidate. :D

OH NO, HE IS GETTING HUGGED.

This can only go one way

ohgodohfuck  
ohgodohfuck  
ohgODOHFUCK

Oh she’s gonna tell the others that they have a new toy to play with.
 
I wonder what lovely things await him in his new job as boytoy!

That shoulder is hurting me, though

He’s about to have either a really bad time or a really good time. Although, given that this is Badum, he’s probably going to have a really sexually confusing time. Either way, I really want to see what happens.