@Background Pony #E353  
If this was true, it would be a point against the historicity of Jesus: there are no bureaucratic records of Jesus’s execution.  
The earliest substantial claim of the existence of Jesus is probably the Gospel of Mark, which was written somewhere around the year 70.  
The earliest non-Gospel attestation of Jesus is from Flavius Josephus in Antiquities of the Jews, after the year 71 at the earliest, but this is not a first-hand direct indication of the existence of Jesus so much as it is an outsider’s observation that Christians exist and a record their claims about Jesus.

@Background Pony #2CE0  
@MostValuedPony  
The ancient Roman bureaucracy kept incredibly detailed and extensive records. We know who they executed, when they were executed, and why they were executed.

@Background Pony #E353  
Thats so dumb lol. How would you even know that it’s his body or some random persons

@Background Pony #E353  
No, we don’t. We have anecdotal evidence from, at the earliest, decades after his supposed death. We have no direct physical evidence at all.

@Background Pony #6D8F  
We have archaeological evidence that Jesus existed. You don’t have to be religious to accept that much.

@Background Pony #6D8F  
Doesn’t matter.

i thought she was an atheist…

Aw hot, I found Twi’s Snape and Sirius slash fiction.

NO SPIKE! DON’T!

@Awkward Segway  
Spike: What does ‘diamond in the rough’ mean ? What’s a love story ?

“Diamond in the Rough: A Love Story”

@ABronyAccount  

 
“It has characters to make it more interesting, and those characters are really passionate about servicing those fans”

I could see Twily intentionally mislabeling a book with codenames to fool others XD

@ABronyAccount  

 
ISWYDT

“Th-that’s a printing error, Spike! It’s supposed to read ‘Fan Friction.’ It’s just a book about maintaining electric fans!”  
“Huh, so it’s a servicing manual?”  
“Yes. Nothing in there but a bunch of fan servicing.”  
“…”

>when you’re so far gone you start using names a terms from your favorite franchise in actual conversation  
Can’t lie, I’ve been there. Let a “everypony” slip once.

The most powerful spells of them all. They can give you effects such as: Traumatization, anxiety, never-ending fear, the desire to gouge your eyes out, wishing you lose the ability to read, and questioning Twilight Sparkle’s mind.

Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder
 
By the way if anypony wants to play the Table Top simulator version of that Im down

Welp, time to burn the city down. No one must know.

“And then they held hooves”