it’d be great if they could walk up to random desktop icons and have random expressions as they look at you, like sadness, confusion, disappointment, joy, etc. like they look really concerned when they walk past internet explorer’s icon. or they get really mad when they see you have a file called big_pornz.exe
if you leave the computer in idle without a screensaver, they start digging their way out of your computer.
And they call the cops when they find you looking up loli porn.
Last time I had the thing on for half a minute -> uninstalled.