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AdamLeisemann
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).

What my sick sense of humor came up with.
 
Guard 1: “Should we check on Ensign Red Smear?”  
Guard 2: “I imagine now he’ll be true to his name.”  
Red Smear: “I’m okaaay. My spine will realign itself one one of you gets the rock off.”  
Guard 1: “Huh? How’s he still alive?”  
Guard 2: “Magic?”  
Guard 1: “What kind of magic makes a pony unkillable and why isn’t that on every guard in Equestria?”  
Red Smear: “Guys?”  
Guard 2: “Maybe it’s a really draining spell with a high cost of power?”  
Guard 1: “That seems like a bit of a stretch.”  
Guard 2: “I’m just guessing here.”  
Red Smear: “Guys?”  
Both guards: “Shut up, Ensign! The officers are talking here!“