@Background Pony #A2B1
I eat the crust, too. Always have.

Yesh! SHe’s back. I love how you make Zesty

@Napsack  
“Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it is very cold in your grocer’s frozen foods section!”

Zesty has finally found hell, and it’s about as frozen as she expected.

@PonyQuarantine  
It would be glorious!
 

@PonyQuarantine  
Did not know this was a thing.

@Background Pony #A2B1  
 
Like on this one.

@PonyQuarantine  
Define “war.”

Are we going to have another pizza comment war?

@Background Pony #A2B1  
It’s adults who don’t eat the crust that I worry about.
 
I love to dip them into hot salsa myself. Much better than ranch or garlic butter.

@Background Pony #A2B1  
I see no reason why anyone would judge you for eating the crusts. Depending on the pizza, the crust may be the best part!
 
The ranch I’m still trying to accept. ;)

@Background Pony #A2B1
 
as long as you don’t mix it with the cheese, you’re fine.
 
good on you for being so resourceful. I never would’ve thought of that.

@YigFatherofserpents  
I will admit to having gotten the ranch topping cups at Little Caesar’s to accompany a $5 take-out pizza. In my defense, I pretend the crusts are breadsticks and dip them in the ranch dressing. Its fat content is lower than the garlic butter topping stuff and so it’s probably a little better for me.
 
…yes, I eat the crusts. It’s a compulsion. I grew up poor and was raised to think of wasting food as a mortal sin. So I even buy extra food–ranch dressing, or whatever–to eat with the pizza crusts. I am a horrible and screwed-up person.

ranch dressing on…
 

Ehh. Sometimes cheap pizza is really good. Every once in a while, cheap shit tastes just fine.

It could be worse! Imagine there would be pineapple on it!

someone destroy the heretic! what blasphemer would put ranch on pizza?

@FanOfMostEverything  
I love the idea of Tildemort hanging out and eating tossed peetzers behind Cady’s peetzer shop, because she has this horrible craving for junk food.
 
Kinda like if Gordon Ramsay were to get home, plonk down on the couch, and say, “screw it, I’m gonna snarf a sack of Cheetos, and wash it down with a Coke,” because the man deals with fine cuisine all day long. Kinda similar to how mechanics’ cars are always the worst maintained. lol

Depending on the kind of cheap pizza, it may have the near-total absence of flavor she craves.