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Zesty Gourmand, pony food critic, eats cheap pizza. She does not appear to be enjoying it.


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I will admit to having gotten the ranch topping cups at Little Caesar's to accompany a $5 take-out pizza. In my defense, I pretend the crusts are breadsticks and dip them in the ranch dressing. Its fat content is lower than the garlic butter topping stuff and so it's probably a little better for me.

…yes, I eat the crusts. It's a compulsion. I grew up poor and was raised to think of wasting food as a mortal sin. So I even buy extra food—ranch dressing, or whatever—to eat with the pizza crusts. I am a horrible and screwed-up person.
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I love the idea of Tildemort hanging out and eating tossed peetzers behind Cady's peetzer shop, because she has this horrible craving for junk food.

Kinda like if Gordon Ramsay were to get home, plonk down on the couch, and say, "screw it, I'm gonna snarf a sack of Cheetos, and wash it down with a Coke," because the man deals with fine cuisine all day long. Kinda similar to how mechanics' cars are always the worst maintained. lol
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