Ponk found another sack o’ sug.

Pinkie: Hope you don’t mind we made some tea. Allow me to introduce myself; I’m the bloke you’re stealing from. The name’s Pinkamena Pie, but as far as you’re concerned, I’m Willy Fucking Wonka, and you’re taking a shit in my fucking chocolate factory.
 
Cheese Sandwich: Easy boss, don’t get upset.
 
Pinkie: When I have to go to the dentist, I’m upset. When Canterlot beats Ponyville, I’m upset. But when some little shit decides to take over one of the most profitable territories in the country, I’m beyond fucking upset.  
…I’m very fucking upset.  
So from now on, you’re under new management. You will work for me, and in return, you’ll receive an allowance.
 
Scootaloo: Allowance?!
 
Pinkie: Yes, allowance. As in, I’m allowing you to keep 10 percent, and I’m allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth. Now, you either get down, or you lay down. What’s it gonna be, sunshine?

Does that mean Pinkie did a tour with the Payday gang?  

Robot Chicken made this joke years ago.
 
https://vimeo.com/315953986

@Background Human  
“Pinkie, when you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?”  
“NEVER! Never, Applejack. I can’t live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy, creamy frosting… Sure, I might a few of the Prince Bluebloods with my cocky stride and musky odors… Oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called ‘city fathers,’ who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Pinkie Pie?”

“Been in a mental hospital?”  
“Oh yeah. In G3.5.”

 

@AzriBoss  
Walk along the razor’s edge  
But don’t look down, just keep your head  
Or you’ll be finished

@sonicfan  
Pinkie: You are choose wrong pony is just a lot of sugar

Freeze! You’re under arrest for the possession of a class S controlled substance in excess of 20 grams!

“Say hello to my little pony!”

“Push it to the limit”

“Say hello to my little friend! His name’s Gummy!”

@Terminal Red  
THAT would be a great fanfic.

1 hour after she upset marble by firing her new boyfriend out of a party cannon.
 
Little does she know that while she’s huffing her own supply, rival party ponies are conspiring against her.

Oh no. We need to run. The forth wall will not save us.

“Hahaha Silly I don´t have a Problem. I have a hug stock.”