Just lay there and be useless, they’ll leave me alone eventually

Walk away with the help of thousands of years of evolution….Thumbs

@WhiteStarPony  
…what you said.

@WhiteStarPony  
Agreed.

Cunt punt her and then take lunch.

Seduce her and pleasure her so well she decides to keep me as her own little toy. I’d let her play femdom for a while, but slowly work up my dominance over her. Then, one I really and truly OWN her, I return control slowly til we are equals and make her my special somepony. Because I know she’s a good pony who just needs some direction and support in her life.

I would let her. Hopefully the diamond dogs have “other” uses for me.

On our way, I woo her and together we end up robbing the Diamond Dogs blind. We celebrate by consummating our new relationship.

@ThatGuyImpious  
Whoa that’s pretty hardcore.  
I don’t think I could rape somebody for trying to sell me into slavery. Kill? Possibly, especially if there was no order or law and she was doing it to others. Beat up? Hell yes. But rape is a bit extreme.

I would beat the shit out of her, rape her until she begged for mercy, break every bone in her wings, and toss her to the dogs.
 
I don’t believe in rape as a punishment, but trying to sell me into life-long slavery justifies it. Bitch.

>dropped off in an alien landscape with little to no means to go back home  
>a semi-delusional lightning bruiser kidnaps me and tries to sell me at the slave market  
>”You are angry, Anon. You are angry. Ok, I get that… I get it… I mean, without friends, who the fuck are we? There was a time where I would do anything for my wingpony, you know? First time I ever went fast was for my wingpony… But that was not enough for her, nononononono please… You see the thing about our loved ones, right? Our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every fucking time. So they say to me, they say “Dust! Dust! Who the FUCK is it going to be!? Them, or me!? ME, or THEM!?” Hehehehe… Like, you know, like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.”

Unfortunately for her, I am psychotic in these types of situations.

@Pony Paradox  
Its her military wannabe vs. my marine training. I have confidence I would overpower her relatively quickly. And in foresight that also means a free trip to equestria, the only downside being potentially being sold into slavery, so its a win/win.

Fake death by heart attack to lure her in close. What until indoors to nullify flight advantage. Then, strike the side of the head to disorientate, then finish her by strangling with my own bonds.

I’d cave her fucking skull in with a rock.

I knee her in the face.  
Sorry for not being gentlemanly, but she asked for it.

@Dr. Robotnik
 
My headcanon has ponies at roughly the same weight as humans. Basically, because of their posture, they would be shorter (their head just above the average person’s waist) but would still have roughly the same mass. For this reason, weather or not a human could overpower a pony (Or vice versa) would depend on the physical strength and skill of both individuals.
 
That being said, Lightning Dust is an Athlete with military aspirations. In fact, her inability to join the Wonderbolts had less to do with her physical capabilities then with her brash personality. That said, I feel she would be able to easily overpower a single, average human.

I huh… start whining ?

@Princess❤Cadence
 
I was speaking on a scale of humans in general, not myself specifically.
 
Talking about myself, yes, fighting off this foolish feather-brain with my machine army would be exquisitely easy! Then I can see what happens when you power robots with ponies instead of woodland critters.

EXTERMINATE.

er scuze me lightning dust. why did I think firefly?

@Dr. Robotnik  
but you have metal sonic and a whole mess of other robots including giant robots. You should be more than a match for firefly and a few diamond dogs.

Well, I suppose it depends on the scale of a human in Equestria. We could be anything from tiny to giant, due to bla bla different dimensions.
 
If we’re huge, towering over the average pony, we could just beat the crap out of most attackers easily.
 
If we’re just a little bit bigger than a diamond dog, we’ll still gonna do fine.
 
If ponies are approx. same size as us, then fighting is gonna be much harder, especially with the dogs being even bigger.
 
If we’re any smaller, shit is fucked.
 
My headcanon has always been that a 5’ 10” or so human’s waist would match up with the top of a pony’s head, making us larger than them without being too huge. Even with things like pets and objects scaling down to match ponies, I think we’d still be decently large scale-wise if randomly inserted into Equestria.

She made the last mistake of her life when she thought she could capture a god. Both her and the diamond dogs will be wiped out from all existence in a manner most painful.

Why and how?