I would have rolled my eyes and said “No, you’re just the girl for me. Also, I don’t care if you’re too fat for me like you think you are. I like my women packing some extra fluff.” All joking aside I’d want to have someone like her for a girlfriend over a complete party animal.

no ,I just don’t want to be with anyone, twilight

don’t worry, my guy Ace thinks you’re swell

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

Thanks for understanding, bro. You’re such a good friend.

I like you for you Twilight. You don’t have to be anything else.

@Background Human  

 
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Well, you’re perfect then. Let’s go read scientific stuff together.

Daw. [Hugs Twilight]. ’sides, I like watching cartoons and playing vidya with you, silly girl.

Twilight my dear, prefer a quiet and shy girl like you. Because I’m also a quiet and shy guy.

All I said was, “Which way’s the bathroom?”

First of all, your standard of beauty is way too high. If someone as gorgeous and beautiful as you thinks you yourself is ugly, what hope is there for a gargoyle like me? Secondly, I prefer older women. You are still younger than me, but that is beside the point. Thirdly, if you were any thinner, you would slip through that crack in the floor. Fourthly, I cannot stand Pinkie. Fifthly, I love cartoons and games almost as much as I love you. Sixthly, I find your awkward shyness adorable. Seventhly, I do not smoke or drink either. Eighthly, I am pretty sure I just said I love the same cartoons and games you do. Ninthly, are we going to to do science stuff together or are we going to watch cartoons and play games together? Because I am up for either. Tenthly… did I just confess my love to you?

aww, come here, cutie I hug Twilight You’re a great girlfriend

*cries in she’s not real*