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Totally not Scootaloo rocking some sweet sideburns trying to pass off as an adult to buy cheap booze

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Background Pony #6E58
ROBERTO! The seventies called.
 
They want their sideburns back.
 
PS. FOR THE LOVE OF DJ. HAMMER TIME! GIVE THEM WHATEVER IT IS THEY WANT BACK!!  
My voicemail inbox is nothing but some woman named Ma Baker rambling on about how they killed her sons and wanting her boogie shoes back or something like that. I think she’s delirious with a high fever because she keeps insisting that its constant Saturday Night. I MEAN ITS LIKE LITERALLY 3:34 P.M. ON A THURSDAY!!
Background Pony #2519
This seems like a bad idea. Drinking and flying is dangerous.
 
Oh…wait. Nevermind.