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You can kill someone with just about anything if you know how.
( your point? ) >
And you should see what she did to the ones she DIDN'T murder.
Or maybe not, if you enjoy sleeping at night.
Asphyxiation doesn't necessarily have to be strangulation. If you hit them in the throat hard enough with the handle, you can collapse their trachea, which will suffocate them all the same.
Oh, she killed a lot more than 3 people in 2009. It's just that 3 of her many, many murders were performed with that particular knife.
State flag checks out.
"Lauren, hey, good news, the board decided to move forward with producing your MLP revamp."
"Really? I thought you said they were probably going to decide against it."
"It's the strangest thing… three of the board members who were most against it disappeared recently."
That implies that she was done.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm wanted if four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between the years of 2003 and 2009"
Edited
Acute cause of death was asphyxiation. Consider how badass you have to be to strangle someone with a knife.