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I had a feeling she was a 'biter'. and i was right.
/See what i did there? ;)
semi-grimdark27655 artist:xyi170 queen chrysalis31925 changeling39137 changeling queen11239 human140076 arm69 biting3246 blood22268 changeling feeding265 cute173480 cutealis1880 fangs21602 female881037 grimcute363 kitchen eyes593 lidded eyes24744 looking at you140765 male299508 ouch932 pov14641 quadrupedal1523 vampirism100

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31 comments posted
coriolis17

(Hears the guy getting bit yelling and then runs into his house with a frying pan)
guy "Help! This thing won't stop biting my arm!"
Me "SHUTAP!"
(Knocks the guy out)
Me "Didja see'em?"
Queen Chrysalis "Who?"
Me "The guys who did this and then ran off."
Background Pony #F75A
(points gun at her)
"I give you three second to let go of my arm before I blast your brains out."
"One…Two…"
Randomosaur
Duck - Like the movies Birds, but with just ducks. Ducks everywhere.
Thread Starter - Person Above You

@Sidorovich

There is still virtual reality.

Anyways, as long as I wasn't bleeding to death, I would totally gusta being bitten by Chrysalis.
Background Pony #76CE
You don't have to suck my blood. Please stop. If I bleed to death, you won't be able to feed off my love.
Mattatatta
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag
Artist -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Smacks her square in the eyes
"Gah! Son of a God-wanking low-life witch! My bloody arm!"
Wields the closest solid object in reach with my left hand
"Bad news; I'm ambidextrous. Now get the hell out before I kick your backside so damn hard your subjects will have nothing left to worship!"
vonPeterhof
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

-So, should I pat you on the head?
-No, that won't be necessary.
-Maybe I should hug you?
-I said no! You don't have to do anything!
-Can I kiss you on the cheek?
-NO! Ugh, you dumb bald ape, I said I can eat your love right out of your bloodstream, so no!
-…Can I still pat you on the head while you're doing it?
-Just shut up and give me that wrist!