@GamerArtistWriter106
I dunno why, but I want to say that her saliva (much like that of a leech) would be a natural anaesthetic, and her fangs would have a mostly harmless venom that doubles as a powerful aphrodisiac.
Also, this has nothing to do with what I said above, but would the love bite tag apply here?
(Hears the guy getting bit yelling and then runs into his house with a frying pan)
guy “Help! This thing won’t stop biting my arm!”
Me “SHUTAP!”
(Knocks the guy out)
Me “Didja see’em?”
Queen Chrysalis “Who?”
Me “The guys who did this and then ran off.”
Smacks her square in the eyes
“Gah! Son of a God-wanking low-life witch! My bloody arm!” Wields the closest solid object in reach with my left hand
“Bad news; I’m ambidextrous. Now get the hell out before I kick your backside so damn hard your subjects will have nothing left to worship!”
-So, should I pat you on the head?
-No, that won’t be necessary.
-Maybe I should hug you?
-I said no! You don’t have to do anything!
-Can I kiss you on the cheek?
-NO! Ugh, you dumb bald ape, I said I can eat your love right out of your bloodstream, so no!
-…Can I still pat you on the head while you’re doing it?
-Just shut up and give me that wrist!
I dunno why, but I want to say that her saliva (much like that of a leech) would be a natural anaesthetic, and her fangs would have a mostly harmless venom that doubles as a powerful aphrodisiac.
Also, this has nothing to do with what I said above, but would the love bite tag apply here?
Edited
Isn’t it?
Yes, that could lead to >>276345. (Unless you’re into that.)
guy “Help! This thing won’t stop biting my arm!”
Me “SHUTAP!”
(Knocks the guy out)
Me “Didja see’em?”
Queen Chrysalis “Who?”
Me “The guys who did this and then ran off.”
“I give you three second to let go of my arm before I blast your brains out.”
“One…Two…”
I can only imagine how those teeth feel piercing your skin. >_<
There is still virtual reality.
Anyways, as long as I wasn’t bleeding to death, I would totally gusta being bitten by Chrysalis.
Hits with newspaper.
I uploaded this earlier. But looks like someone has beaten it me earlier.
no! bad changeling! you don’t bite me.
Chrysalis: nom
“Gah! Son of a God-wanking low-life witch! My bloody arm!”
Wields the closest solid object in reach with my left hand
“Bad news; I’m ambidextrous. Now get the hell out before I kick your backside so damn hard your subjects will have nothing left to worship!”
-No, that won’t be necessary.
-Maybe I should hug you?
-I said no! You don’t have to do anything!
-Can I kiss you on the cheek?
-NO! Ugh, you dumb bald ape, I said I can eat your love right out of your bloodstream, so no!
-…Can I still pat you on the head while you’re doing it?
-Just shut up and give me that wrist!