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when you and your horse wife can’t cook and wind up eating hayburgers for the 3rd time that week but its ok bc youre both cute
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My sister once managed to burn a pot of water.

She set water to boil for pasta and added some oil to keep it from foaming over, and managed to drip some over the side so it caught fire on the burner and briefly ignited an oil slick on the surface.
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^ OMG, it's OMQ!!
Have you two walked into someplace that was inexplicably supernatural? Had you ever walked by and p!$$ed off any creature you came across, perhaps an old crone or a homeless beggar? Did you took strange cheap or free gifts from a sly merchant?
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