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That Blue Horse

Neigh
5 minutes later:
 
I’ve come to make an announcement, Elusive Belle is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his horsey fucking dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was “this big”, and I said “that’s disgusting”. So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Elusive, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right baby, tall barbs, no rings, no pencil shape, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I’m gonna fuck the Earth! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher! I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!