“Haiii, velkam tu Berger Tchot, how ken I help you?”

Adapted from 1108 Thugz hit single “Fast Food Fuckin’” (spoilered for obviously NSFW lyrics)
 
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…There’s this one fine mare who works at Mickey D’s  
She ain’t afraid to get down on her knees  
She ain’t afraid to get nuts in her eyes  
The minute I saw her, my dick was supersized
 
I gave her a combo: my dick and my balls  
She couldn’t get enough of my special sauce  
She devoured my dick like it was Big Mac’s  
I took her from the front and, yo, I took her from the back
 
She was addicted to my dick  
Kind of like it was crack  
Hanging for a fix of my big nut-sack
 
Fast food fuckin’ all night long  
And that’s why I’m singin’ this song
 
It goes:
 
Some mares feel like nuts, some mares don’t.  
This mare like to take it up the plot and down her throat  
Now I’m fuckin’ all the bitches in the fast food biz  
They all want my ballz in dey mouf, that’s just how it iz  
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20 piece McNuggets and a basket of fries please.

@ILoveMyoozik  
The dollar menu is gone because minimum wage rates are going up.

The ice cream machine is broken sir

@northern haste  
We serve food here sir…

I’ll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

The Starlight is a parttimer

I’ll take your entire stock.

Where the dollar menu at?

I’ll have two number 9s.

(Five minutes of standing silence between them)  
Customer: “Um, aren’t you going to ask to take my ord-”  
Starlight: “I don’t take orders. I give them.”

Me : Can I get one Double cheese burger……Strong wind today isn’t it.  
Starlight : Yup.

Can i get a… a hug ?

can i get uhhhhhhhhh