The Dazzlings are backstage, ready for their first performance of the evening.
Adagio: Okay, so Sonata didn’t make this day a complete disaster-
Sonata: Hey!
Adagio: After all, we’ve still the main event to do. Follow my lead.
All three of them walk from behind the curtain, onto the stage. They’re immediately hear a couple of people laughing, but they continue.
Adagio: Good evening, humans. It has been a while, I know, but me and my sisters have returned.
Random Guy 1: Ya sure? All I can see is the thin one, the chubby one and the fat one.
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Adagio:Ha-Ha. Some of us might’ve gained a little weight, but we didn’t know we going to come back on stage. We never thought we would sing for an audience again.
Random Guy 1: But ya still let yourselves go.
Aria: Well, technically, they did. I’m still the same size as I was before.
Random Guy 2: But you’re still living with two fatties? I’m surprised you don’t sleep on the blue one every night.
Sonata: Ooh. That’s not a bad idea actually.
Aria: (sigh) Hey! Ya want a medal for being an asshole? Well, lemme tell ya, you’re doing an amazing job at tha-
Sonata: Hi everyone! Do ya like my new dress? Cause I d- Bwaaarrrpp! Heh, sorry. I do that a lot, especially after I’ve eaten. Say, do you know what my favourite food is?
Random Guy 1: (sarcastic) Gee, is it, umm… tacos?
Sonata: (gasp) Wow. (Whispers to Aria) How did he know?
Both Adagio and Aria breathe heavily.
Aria: Look, just go back in the van, Sonata.
Sonata: But, I can’t fit in the van.
Aria: Just!- Just go!
Sonata: Okay. Bye everyone! Hope to see ya soon!
Random Guy 2: I couldn’t see ya anyway. Your belly was in the way.
Adagio: Was that really a good idea? Can we still perform with just the two of us?
Aria: At least, it’ll be better than drowning in insults from these jerks.
Adagio: I suppose so. Let’s do this. (Clears throat)