Johnny B. Mediocre 
psst it's me I'm a horse
this really feels ironic in a sense, especially considering this is Starlight’s kid that’s getting left out of the limelight - this kid’s about to do the same shit Starlight did and she won’t even realize it until it’s too late, like “WHAT KIND OF PONY WOULD GET THIS BITTER OVER NOT BEING SHOWN ENOUGH ATTENTION - oh… wait, shit that’s me”