@Background Pony #3CE8  
This is great.

I chuckled

@TheSneek  
I know, but it was the most rhymey thing I could think of

@Prometheus labs CEO  
The meter seems off on the last line.

@Bobthedalek  

It was a lot of fun to do. Truth be told, I secretly enjoy rewriting established song lyrics into parodies. Or trying to, at any rate.

@Background Pony #3CE8  
I was hoping someone with a bit more lyrical creativity would continue a parody.
 
This pleases me.

I went hiking, with Rainbow Dash  
She developed, quite a bad rash.  

 
Rarity hates, all the waiters  
Pinkie Pie brought, alligators  
And Iron Will, wants no sissies  
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses
 
I don’t want this, to scare off socks  
But my bunk-mate, has cutie pox  
You’ll remember, Cheerilee  
Will the searching party find her? Guess we’ll see
 
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah  
Take me home, I hate Granada  
Don’t leave me out in the forest where  
I might run into a bugbear
 
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise  
Or mess the house with all my toys  
Oh please don’t make me stay  
I’ve been here one whole day

You remember  
Starlight glimmer  
She got ptomaine poisoning Last night after dinner

Ok

For the young kids who may have no idea what this is referencing:
 
Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh
 
Now get off my lawn.

I don’t know whether to be surprised that this is only the second image under the Allan Sherman tag, or that the tag even exists in the first place.

If it was not for Allan Sherman, there would be no Weird Al Yankovic.

I still remember first hearing that song on a Dr. Demento CD.