Editor: Well, we hope it’ll give you the… experience you’ll need to get through the job.
Juicy Drop: Well, you can count on me, boss! I will dig up all the dirt I can.
Editor: …Yeah, you do that.
[Later]
Juicy Drop: G-god afternoon, Mr Chopin!
Serenade: [Smile] There’s no need to be so formal. Chopin is just fine.
Juicy Drop: Hm? No nicknames? That’s fine though I hope by the end of the interview, we’ll be close.
Serenade: [Nods] Hm.
Juicy Drop: So how about we start with-
Serenade: Oh, question, did you sign the agreement?
Juicy Drop: Agreement?
Serenade: All interviews with me have to respect my private life in some regards. I can’t let things that ruin my image get out, you see.
Juicy Drop: B-but we’re a rag magazine. Surely you know that-
Serenade: So is that a no?
Juicy Drop: …I guess we could steer clear of… certain topics.
Serenade: No need for that. I just ask that you no publish certain things I say and in exchange, I’ll be 100% honest with you.
Juicy Drop: …So I get free reign to ask anything, even the most private details on your life and you’ll answer them all honestly? No lies or misdirects?
Serenade: Not a one. But I get to chose what is published, no sneaking behind my back and publishing my embarrassing secrets. Deal?
Juicy Drop: [Thinking] He really plans on taking my word for it? He’s surprising naive. [Out loud] Of course, we journalist have integrity!
Serenade: Then lets shake on it. [Horn glows]
Juicy Drop: [Shivers] E-eh? What was that?
Serenade: Just a bit of insurance. Now, your questions.