Karen? :3

Fun fact: A Finnish shop used to have a sign saying “Discounts are available only for those over 100 years old, and only in the presence of their parents.”

@Digital Seapony  
It was funny.

@Vivace  
I’m not sure if it counts a compliment or criticism, but thanks either way. :P

@Digital Seapony  
I have to read Mudbriar’s lines out loud.

@Digital Seapony  
Cheif:Technically I’m going to arrest you three for disobey our officer while on duty  
Maudbriar:Oh shoot  
Sunburst:Well it didn’t work mom

 

 
Stellar Flare: That’s not what Firelight has told me.  
Sunburst: I have no idea what you are talking about, Mum.  
Stellar Flare: I am aware that you gave Starlight a great night… So, did you get a thrill from almost getting caught, hmmmm?  
Sunburst: MUM!!!!!

@Meanlucario  
Don´t make her mad.  
Seriously, don´t.

Stellar Flare: Sunburst, be a dear and go fetch that non-expressive friend of yours.
 
Sunburst: What? Oh, right. I’ll, uh… be right back.
 
Three minutes later.
 
Mudbriar: And furthermore, the sign does not explicitly state the requirement that the parent and child in question are related, just that one of the creatures involved in the act of parking can be classified as a parent and the other as a child. From which we can deduce that any two creatures are eligible for the usage of this parking spot, as long as exactly one of them-
 
Traffic warden: Mercy! I’ll let you off with a warning, just please, for Celestia’s sake, take him away!
 
Mudbriar: Technically, we didn’t even get the chance to discuss whether honorary parent roles, such as godparent or royal crystaller-
 
Traffic warden: *sobs quietly*

@AzriBoss
 
@Background Pony #6108  

 

Here your fine 100 bits for faking park

She is technically correct, the best kind of correct~ ^^

@Background Pony #6108  
“Starlight’s just a friend”
 
You must be new here.
 
 
@genervt  
He acts more mature than her.

@Neko Majin C  
If he acts like a child I will treat him like a child.

This might be her revenge for that bun in the oven thing.

Stellar Flare did nothing wrong.

Don’t antagonize her, Sunburst. You don’t want her next trip down to involve sticking you in footie pajamas, giving you a stuffed animal, and trying to pass you off as an actual child.
 
Although that would probably be pretty funny…
 
 
“Ma’am, I appreciate that he’s ‘your little ray of sunshine’, but he’s also clearly an adult. I mean… come on, he’s my size. He has facial hair.”  
“How dare you! Those are caused by a medical condition and he’s very sensitive about it!”  
“… Seriously?”  
“Yes! It’s a hormone… thing. He has the body of a full grown pony, but the mind of a young colt.”  
“Uh huh… Sunburst, is it? Tell me, is any of what your mom just said true?”  
“… <sigh> I wuv my mommy. She promised me a toy if I am good.”  
“Right. Son, do you really want to end up in a holding cell for adult criminals while dressed like a small child?”  
“… She made me do it! It was all her idea!”  
“Well maybe if you had just given me grandbabies, I wouldn’t need to resort to stuff like this!”  
“Starlight’s just a friend mom!”  
“Well it doesn’t have to be her! What about that magician she’s always hanging around with?! And you know I hear the princess of friendship is still single! And her friends too!”  
“For Celestia’s sake, mom! I’m surprised you didn’t go with their sisters too!”  
“Well in a few years when they’re legal–”  
“Mom!”  
“Officer requesting backup. Repeat, requesting backup. And a good psychiatrist too.”

“But he is my baby !”

I think the child needs to still be an actual child.

You’re the sort of person who gets warning labels stuck on things, Stellar Flare. _{Take it from someone who actually has.}