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Sad, but perfectly tasteful. I’m more comedy man.
Nightmare: Come on, egdy handsome, let’s go have some real fun.
Luna: Get your hand off of Sombra.
Nightmare: Oh, go hump the nearest dildo.
Sombra: Oh, why must every woman find me completely irresistible. It’s must be a curse.
Cadance: Aunt, I thought you could have any man, why do you suddenly want Sombra?
Twilight: Yes, my theories were right, Luna does love Sombra.
Luna: I don’t need him.
Shining: Then why are you fighting over him.
Luna: It’s more of my principles than anything else.
Celestia: Meanwhile you two about to give Sombra an edge lord overload.
Shining: I must point this out, that I am completely lost already.
Cadance: Of course, you are, honey.
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What really happened.
Celestia: blushes profusely and looks away from him I..I don’t know what you’re talking about. quickly walks out of the room
Twilight to Luna: What was that about?
Luna: sighs My sister and Discord have a strange love hate relationship. They may not be officially married anymore, but they still see each other from time to time. Why do you think she hasn’t actually taken any real action against him to make him leave all our lives for good?
A deeper, more complicated relationship is far more interesting than an overly simplistic trope or whatever of “the ex that still hangs around”.
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Celestia: You weren’t with me last night.
Discord: Yes, I was hiding in your closet.
Celestia:… Either way, I wasn’t home last night.
Discord: Wait, then who was moaning in your room.
Luna: Hey, don’t look at me, I was in my room with Sombra.
Sombra: Indeed, we shared five glorious hours of twisted blood pouring passion.
Luna: It was not. It was only five minutes of action and ten minutes of your crying yourself to sleep.
Sombra: Tears of inmaculent joy.
Celestia: Wait, then who?
Chrysalis: What are you four looking at?
Shining: Hey, thanks for that… I think you called it a meal–
Chrysalis: Shush, shush, shush!
Shining: Wha–
Cadance: SHINING GRADIUS GALLION AMORE ARMOR THE THIRD!!
Nightmare: Ha, looks like she can reconize a certain man smell better then you can Luna.
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I know I shouldn’t, but I just can’t help myself!
Celestia: Nevermind, I’ll call the executioner instead.
Discord: cheeky grin Aw, that hurts Tia. You weren’t saying that last night.
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Best scenes include:
Luna: So… Wait what did I just sign?
Twilight: My adoption papers…
Luna: … FUCK… Sombra could you burn this for me.
Sombra: Burn it? Like you burn the edges of my soul with your beauty?
Luna: Sure, honey. Now hold still, I need to use your flaming hair for something important.
Sombra: Go ahead, it’s not like you’ve already taken every drop blood from my heart with your precious… soft hands.
Chrysalis: Shining, you mind helping me move something in this… tight… closet.
Shining: … Sure.
Chrysalis: And you need to lose your pants.
Shining: … Okay–
Cadance: DON’T YOU DARE!!
Luna: Celestia, guess who here?
Celestia: My date?
Luna: As rare as they are no, your husband.
Celestia:… I don’t have a husband, call the guards.
Discord: Now why would you lie about having a husband.
Celestia: Nevermind, I’ll call the executioner instead.
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Love it. Let’s fund it.
It’s MLP Royal Family TV show, staring….
Celestia, head of the family and a woman who really needs a day off.
Discord, Celestia’s ex-husband who never gets the hint.
Luna, the second head of the family and the constant player, who keeps bringing home the wrong guys.
King Sombra, the current edge lord that Luna is banging who keeps returning for Luna’s real love.
Cadence, Celestia’s daughter and little miss perfect.
Shining, Cadance’s husband, the man with a heart of gold whose head is thicker then diamond.
Twilight, Cadance’s sister-in-law and completely unintentional adopted daughter of Luna. She’s a brainiac.
Extra include…
Nightmare Moon, the evil sisters of the heads who just won’t shut fuck up.
Flurry, the adorable latest add into the family and the future pyromaniac of the family.
And Chrysalis, the worst whore then Luna whose head over heels for Shining’s thick… brain, his totally thick brain and nothing else what so ever.
Guest stars include…
Cozy Glow, a girl down the street who sells cookies, so she can fund her plot to take over the world.
Tirek, the lovable bum who lives on the road
Blueblood, Celestia’s son, who often everyone forgets even exists… yes, including his mother.
Grogar, the crazy very old neighbor, who constantly berate the royal family for bringing their problems on his lawn.
And finally, the main six… they just stand in the background doing absolutely nothing.
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