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Description
Dossier, formerly a stalker… has been granted the abilities of a royal; due to her negotiations with the Equestrian government. And, as her first act of being Princess of Ponipole, this is what she has to say.
O-o I didnt realize you commented on my image! I feel flattered lel.
She doesn’t have to be your princess, hehe. But she can be if you want her to be!
Not all of them have a massive stash of the stuff that they’re willing to trade for various things.
Is it a fetch quest? Yes. Is she gonna do it to get the stuff? Maybe.
Not like she’s my princess, after all. :^)
And she shoots you. What’s one uncooperative subject? When there are thousands, if not thousands, millions to willing give up their condensed milk for the gopnik Princess.
Checkmate, ‘authority’.
The best thing about condensed milk is that you can boil the can in a deep pot of water for about three hours and come out with caramel/dulce de leche without any hassle.