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Ya knaw, recently one fella asked mah nat ta commit suicide. It wos on te roof, they stood in the window an’ pulled hand to mah, an’ then they pulled out a ol’ guitar and played ol’ sang to mah. If it were so dramatic, Ah wouldn’t really jump.
But now Ah’m dead an’ this’s tha same shet! Ah still sit and draw comics! Heaven suck mah duck!
I teach kids to read. Me! Dude who doesn’t know how to write English .. agghhh ..
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redweasel
Duck - "someone befriended them, saved them, coaxed them out of their shell, and showed them that sex is nothing to be afraid of. I’m kind of envious of that rape victim"

Fuzzbutt
  • I haven’t seen you here. you must be new.  
  • so what? that doesn’t stop me from complaining to management.  
  • well you see, I’ve been working here for three years. you? a week at most, if you were really lucky at avoiding me. who do you think they will believe? the newcomer? very unlikely.  
  • well how do they know you’re not just screwing with me? taxi driving isn’t the best job. maybe you are sick of it, and wanted to have some fun with the poor newcomer.  
  • true, but that only works if […?]  
  • yep  
  • yeah
     
    it wasn’t terrible english. only that very last part confused me. it only works if… management sees her being cruel to him?
     
    also yes sloppy makeouts must commence immediately