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safe (1524122) artist:jargon scott (1993) trixie (59799) pony (799033) unicorn (243745) bust (36981) dialogue (56693) dirt (523) eating (8283) eating dirt (22) female (848667) horses doing horse things (1131) mare (388379) open mouth (116212) pica (76) portrait (27193) simple background (325014) solo (938087) trixie is poor (5) white background (81414)

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Background Pony #EE18
Ah, I see she has learned from the great Ferrus Manus to eat the floor when her options are spent.
Marker
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
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What makes this image hilarious in hindsight? How is this not made in response to the new episode?
Background Pony #9FDB
@Antonyourknee
@Background Pony #CB8B
I like your explanation for why she doesn't just eat grass,its not for ponies of her glorious station,Dirt is of course an alternative Healthy delicacy! Poor Ponies don't eat Dirt!
Well I mean she can't lose her pride. It's about all she has.

"Besides, Maud eats rocks. Trixie just has a similar unique palate."
"Maud also has an advanced degree and a permanent home."
"Trixie had a permanent home once too!"
"Only until we paid to get it out of impound."


@Antonyourknee
@Background Pony #CB8B
Also Trixie's "Dancing" is just another part of being an entertainer…but with Poles and stallions giving bits before the show is over.
"Um… wouldn't that make you a-"
"A versatile and multifaceted entertainer? Yes, Starlight, it would."
"… Ok, but aren't there some less… I don't know, tawdry options available to you?"
"I'll have you know Trixie now does parties as well!"
"Oh, well that sounds much better. Like for foal birthdays?"
"… No, hers are more… exclusive. And private."
"… That sounds like-
"
"It's not!"
Antonyourknee
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A waste of biomatter
@Background Pony #CB8B
I like your explanation for why she doesn't just eat grass,its not for ponies of her glorious station,Dirt is of course an alternative Healthy delicacy! Poor Ponies don't eat Dirt!

Also Trixie's "Dancing" is just another part of being an entertainer…but with Poles and stallions giving bits before the show is over.
Background Pony #9FDB
@MWS
@AssTurtle
Yeah, this seems like the kind of thing someone very proud would say to justify what they do out of desperation.
Makes you wonder what other excuses she has for her desperation activities.

"Trixie happens to be an excellent dancer. It's very good exercise, and a lot cheaper than some expensive gym."
"… And that's why you have a pole in your wagon?"
"Trixie's wagon needed new wheels."


@vit
Too poor for free range grass?
She's probably not, but I feel like that would be in a public place where anyone could see, and she undoubtedly doesn't appreciate the pitying stares.