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Something I made for a Twitter poll… A long time ago lol
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instructions unclear, stylus in penis hole what do? it hurts. send help. hurry.
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Yesssssssssss, everything I could have hoped for and more, love it!
Luna approached Mac, “Please state for the record, your full name.”
“Big Macintosh,” he said.
“And would you please explain why it is that is your name?”
“Because Macintosh is an apple.”
“I will remind you that you are under oath.”
“… and because of my penis,” he said, with both pride and shame.
“Madam examiner, what were your findings, that I requested?” Luna asked the legal nurse. She recited the measurements she had taken of Mac’s stallionhood. Both the length and girth. The impressive numbers aroused murmurs throughout the audience and jury, particularly among the mares. “Fillies and gentlecolts of the jury,” Luna addressed, “I find it dubious that a penis of such size could enter anypony’s back door! Therefore I say to you…”
“IF THE COCK DOES NOT FIT, YOU CAN’T ACQUIT!”
Luna looked to the presiding judge, her elder sister. “I call for proof by demonstration!”
“Mister Macintosh,” Her Honor, Celestia addressed the red stallion, motioning for him to approach his prostrated sister. “A demonstration please?”
“I uh, I’m a little nervous,” he said.
“Madam examiner?” Celestia asked. The unicorn nurse cast a quick spell on him, bringing him to full arousal. More impressed murmurs came from the mares present. “Mister Macintosh? We’re waiting.”
Applejack gulped. As many times as they had done this, it never got any easier. BIG Macintosh indeed. Mac carefully mounted his sister and pressed into her plot hole. Both were nervous. But after a moment, she was able to relax enough to let him enter her. A few small thrusts, and he hilted and slowly rutted her in front of everypony. Luna frowned in defeat.
“I rest my case,” Applejack’s defense attorney said.
“Very well,” Celestia said. “The case is dismissed.” She looked at Big Mac. “You can stop now.”
“… do I have to?”
Edited
The defense attorney walked confidently in front of the witness stand, hooves clacking against the polished oak floor. He nodded solemnly to the judge, Celestia herself, and cast a smug grin at the prosecutor - Celestia’s little sister.
“So mister Mac, your sister stands accused of incest… but!” He whirled and motioned to a blushing AJ currently trying to hide behind her hat. “Please show the court, by pointing out which orifice you penetrated!”
The defense attorney motioned for AJ to stand up.
“Y’all can’t be serious…” AJ looked like she wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear.
The defense attorney simply motioned with his hoof more insistently.
AJ slowly stood up, hesitatingly turning about, before plunking her head on the courtroom floor and lifting up her bottom.
The defense attorney quickly trotted over to her and lifted her golden tail, exposing her plot to all of the jury and judge.
“Which hole, Mr. Mac?”
Big Mac, shamefacedly pointed at his sister’s delicious pucker.
The entire courtroom burst out in nervous chatter.
“Order! Order! I will clear the courtroom!” Celestia rapped her gavel.
“Let the record show that the witness indicated my client’s anus… and a very cute, tight, delectable ponut at that… Make sure the record contains that bit. And since technically that is not incest. I motion for the case to be dismissed”
Celestia stood up and nodded solemnly. “You are technically correct…. The best kind of correct.”
AJ mumbled weakly, “Can I put my tail down now?”
Luna stood up, fire in her eyes… “Not yet! I’d like to cross examine the witness!”
…
Over to you shake :)